the cricket despairs of the workplace.

[strictest]

I changed my mind. No party, no dinner, no presents. Tomorrow, I am going to go home and go straight to bed.

And my dog better not be fucking blue when I do, Klutch.

Comments

[bramblesgaveway]

Magic.

[strictest]

Your skills never fail to impress.

[bramblesgaveway]

Good part of this tale shit, I guess.

See Easy's already moving in. Not even your birthday yet.

[strictest]

That's the bad part of this tale shit.

[bramblesgaveway]

Get a kid. Worked wonders for me.

[strictest]

(lengthy pause.)

That's a bit drastic, isn't it?

[bramblesgaveway]

Just a suggestion.

[strictest]

Little too Angelina Jolie for my tastes.

[bramblesgaveway]

Could convince Avery to be Brad. It'd be great.

[strictest]

I think Brad has a bit more muscle definition.

[bramblesgaveway]

And less adoring housewives.