the cricket responds.

[strictest]

Simon, I realize that you don't have anything better to do with your time, but my voicemail would appreciate it if you kept your limit down to five messages in a row.

And please never tell me to "die in a fire" ever again. Colloquialisms don't suit you.

Comments

[bonesandbottles]

What a terrible thing for the boy who wood to say.

Want to get dinner at Mads' restaurant? I'll pay...

[strictest]

I think it's one of those bizarre Internet phrases.

Of course. After I finish this paperwork.

[bonesandbottles]

I almost care to know how that one was started.

I can help. I have a calculator.

[strictest]

I don't.

You can help by taking Jarvis for a walk?

[bonesandbottles]

Tell Jarvis he's not allowed to beg for things. He knows what I'm talking about.

[strictest]

I don't want to know.

[pullstrings]

NO, SHE DOESN'T. Sorry. You can flit off by yourself, now.

[strictest]

[bonesandbottles]

For the record, I only have to call her once. Maybe twice to get her attention.

[strictest]

I ignore you both equally. Please stop.

[bonesandbottles]

But, but-