the cricket responds.

[strictest]

Simon, I realize that you don't have anything better to do with your time, but my voicemail would appreciate it if you kept your limit down to five messages in a row.

And please never tell me to "die in a fire" ever again. Colloquialisms don't suit you.

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[pullstrings]

Arson may be reconsidered if you answer the godforsaken telephone.

[strictest]

It was on silent.

[pullstrings]

I'm cutting you out of my will if you don't come.

Actually. It's out of the question. You're just going to. "No" is not an option.

[strictest]

I hate poker.

[pullstrings]

O Sofia, sunshine, light of my life, reason for my existence.

[strictest]