the cricket blows it on shoes.

[strictest]

Nice to know I can still be in control of something. Even if it's just which pair of Louboutins to buy. Take note, boys -- at least there's no dispute over betting pools to worry about where outright purchases are concerned.

Today, in short, was nice. Probably go again tomorrow. Lou, you want to come?

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[pullstrings]

Cricket, you control everything.

(...)

WELL.

[strictest]

I appreciate the sentiment.

[pullstrings]

Not taking the piss, really. I can provide examples.

[strictest]

Well, in that case. Do go on.

[pullstrings]

You make my shopping list and I follow it. And I don't wear my favourite shirt most of the clothes I used to have anymore.

Oh. And you set the temperature in my flat about three months ago when you were doing things while I was in England, and it's still the same!

[strictest]

(...)

You still haven't changed the thermostat?

[pullstrings]

.. No. Is that bad? I don't know h

[strictest]

No, just not normal.

[pullstrings]

I just put on an extra jacket!

[strictest]

Then what, pray, is the purpose of having the thermostat at all?

[pullstrings]

It's something for you to control, of course.

[strictest]

Sacrificing your electricity bill for my ego? So thoughtful.

[pullstrings]

You know, the amount of tea I give you for free ought to match up as well.

[strictest]

Let's not talk about my addiction, shall we?

[pullstrings]

Our vice is mutual, love.

[strictest]

I think I'm supposed to be guiding you away from that sort of thing. Not enabling.