Voldemort/Bellatrix - Bellatrix ships this pretty hard. Before Voldemort died the first time, maybe something could have happened? Because she worships him, and he's a classic villain which means he takes advantage of people through sex. But more than that, she believes in his cause. And I think he still had some hormones pre-death, and Bellatrix was probably pretty hot in her own way. After prison and Voldemort coming back, I can't imagine it happening in a sexual way. I don't see him as human - how could he be sexual? He's a terrible manipulator who doesn't give a shit about anyone, but is maybe a little fond of Bellatrix. And wonders exactly when the last of her sanity slipped away - not that he minds. (She would do anything for him though.)
Joker/Batman - ...yeah, Joker is maybe attracted to Batman. Batman gives life new zest. He's remade the entire game! Joker enjoys playing off him, and pushing Batman to new extremes. If Batman's thing is justice or protecting the city, there shouldn't be borders on that. Life doesn't work that way. I don't think Batman becoming chaos would really bother Joker - it's just a shifting of the game. So there is the question of how far he could push the borders of the relationship. They both need each, that's clear (at least to Joker). Would making Batman angry enough provoke different reactions? (Even being killed by Joker would be neat! You've come so far, Batman!) Or is there a way to get closer? Why can't Batman see how different they're not? Long story short, Joker would totally have sex with Batman. Costume or not. Leaving the mask on would be optimal - it's the face Batman has created for himself, just like the scars he created for himself. (Origins don't matter.)
Batman, on the other hand, would not touch Joker with a ten foot pole. Being angry is not going to make him want to dominate Joker through sex, thanks fandom. (He might be a little obsessed at times though.)
Your thoughts on Voldemort/Bellatrix are pretty much the exact same as mine! I kind of wonder if Bellatrix was the only DE Voldemort ever seduced... hmmmm :p Or if Bellatrix ever cared to figure out that Voldemort was incapable of loving her? Or if Bellatrix even ever WANTED love - or what Bellatrix conceived of as love? Questions questions!
I love your short story scenarios for Batman and Joker :p Just... so true. The Joker would probably have sex with anything under the right circumstances, y'know? But the idea of Batman/Joker sex is just... LAWL. Mutilated body parts everywhere!
All four people in these pairings are pretty terrifying.
The idea of porn with Joker is disturbing. I don't mind weird not-flirtations with knives and/or psychologial fuckery but the sex... It would involve really bad things, I'm sure. If there's sex I don't want details.
Joker/Batman - ...yeah, Joker is maybe attracted to Batman. Batman gives life new zest. He's remade the entire game! Joker enjoys playing off him, and pushing Batman to new extremes. If Batman's thing is justice or protecting the city, there shouldn't be borders on that. Life doesn't work that way. I don't think Batman becoming chaos would really bother Joker - it's just a shifting of the game. So there is the question of how far he could push the borders of the relationship. They both need each, that's clear (at least to Joker). Would making Batman angry enough provoke different reactions? (Even being killed by Joker would be neat! You've come so far, Batman!) Or is there a way to get closer? Why can't Batman see how different they're not? Long story short, Joker would totally have sex with Batman. Costume or not. Leaving the mask on would be optimal - it's the face Batman has created for himself, just like the scars he created for himself. (Origins don't matter.)
Batman, on the other hand, would not touch Joker with a ten foot pole. Being angry is not going to make him want to dominate Joker through sex, thanks fandom. (He might be a little obsessed at times though.)
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I love your short story scenarios for Batman and Joker :p Just... so true. The Joker would probably have sex with anything under the right circumstances, y'know? But the idea of Batman/Joker sex is just... LAWL. Mutilated body parts everywhere!
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The idea of porn with Joker is disturbing. I don't mind weird not-flirtations with knives and/or psychologial fuckery but the sex... It would involve really bad things, I'm sure. If there's sex I don't want details.
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