why did i want a dog? couldn't i just have been happy being a cat lady forever? eloise is the sweetest big oaf, i just don't have time to supervise a puppy. even though she's a raging feminist (no doubt from ill treatment), tries eating everything i craft, and makes my cat wanna pee her pants, she's adjusting pretty well. i just don't know how to train dogs. the not getting on furniture thing isn't really working out.