Crossover Craziness
Pick 12 characters from any fandoms you want and then answer the questions. Don't look at the questions before you pick the characters!
1) Liz Lemon
2) Peggy Olson
3) Lisa Cuddy
4) Hermione Granger
5) Blair Waldorf
6) John Casey
7) Kenneth Parcell
8) Greg House
9) Neville Longbottom
10) Obi-Wan Kenobi
11) Lily Charles
12) Emerson Cod
From runawayblue
1. Who would make a better college professor, 6 (Casey) or 11 (Lily Charles)? What subjects would they teach?
Hahaha. They are both cross. But I'll go with Casey, because he has had to deal with people he doesn't get along with just to get through a mission. He can probably handle college students. And he'd probably try to get to know the smart ones so he can, you know, recruit them.
I'd want to see Lily teach swimming but, oh, the pressure of being taught by a Darling Mermaid Darling. I demand that John Casey teach music. I need to hear him reach for that high C more often.
2. Do you think 4 (Hermione Granger) is hot? How hot?
No. But I do think she's beautiful (both in the book and the films).
3. 12 (Emerson Cod) sends 8 (Greg House) on a mission. What is it, and does it succeed?
Vogler memories, what the what. I looove crossovers. But as Emerson? Hmm. Really wanted Pushing Daisies to explore the Lil' Gumshoe storyline. :( So I suppose LG contracts a fatal disease and House has to save her life and such. House being House performs his usual background check, so Emerson finally finds out about LG and her mom's escapades. (I know Emerson is just itching to know.)
Ohmygoodness. Emerson going toe-to-toe with House. Battle of the wits, y'all.
OH, WTF. I just remembered the premise of PD. Haha. Emerson can just use House as an excuse to get the history. Ned can save the little girl himself (should she die).
4. What is or would be 9's (Neville Longbottom) favorite book?
One Thousand Magical Herbs and Fungi by Phyllida Spore. The start of his career!
5. Would it make more sense for 2 (Peggy Olson) to swear fealty to 6 (John Casey), or the other way around?
Other way around, definitely. Peggy Olson does not a loyal subordinate make. It's what makes her so interesting. She's like the Becky Sharp of Sterling Cooper. Casey, on the other hand, is one of the most loyal people I've seen on television. Good soldier.
6. For some reason, 5 (Blair Waldorf) is looking for a roommate. Should she share a studio apartment with 9 (Neville Longbottom) or with 10 (Obi-Wan Kenobi)?
Obi-Wan. Blair needs a guide now that she's growing up. I bet Obi-Wan has a lot of nuggets of wisdom, which he will never force on Blair. But he'll be asked to share them, anyway, because Blair's life can get so crazy sometimes that she's bound to end up looking for advice.
7. 2, 7, and 12 have dinner together. Where do they go, and what do they discuss? (Peggy Olson, Kenneth Parcell, Emerson Cod)
Some restaurant in New York. Peggy could tell Kenneth stories about the golden days (ha, Kenneth'll love that). Emerson (if he is drunk enough) spills the beans on Don Draper's many affairs. (In my head, Betty hires him to trail Don.) Peggy uses this to her advantage. Ooooh, Kenneth and Emerson can talk about knitting! :)
8. 3 (Lisa Cuddy) challenges 10 (Obi-Wan Kenobi) to a duel. What happens?
Obi-Wan, with a casual wave of his hand, convinces her to go home and take care of her child (and maybe make out with House).
9. If 1 (Liz Lemon) stole 8's (Greg House's) most precious possession, how would he get it back?
Maybe he'd ask Wilson to take her out on a date or something. Wilson'll have to make it to her place to get the cane back (I'm assuming it's the cane). Haha, I'm running out of energy to imagine, but yeah. House (and Jack Donaghy, for that matter) would enjoy analyzing the hell out of THAT date.
10. Suggest a title for a story in which 7 (Kenneth Parcell) and 12 (Emerson Cod) both work together.
Lil' Gumshoe: Escape to Stone Mountain.
11. What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted 4 (Hermione Granger) and 1 (Liz Lemon) to work together?
Off the top of my head, I can see Hermione helping Liz out with her dental problems. But then they wouldn't really be working together. I am examining their strengths here. Liz writes comedy and Hermione does magic. What would they need each other for? On second thought, what would Hermione need Liz for?
Hm, okay? How about this? Tracy, in Goregasm 2, unintentionally reveals something about the wizarding world by using King's Cross as a portal in his game. The Ministry sends Hermione to look into the situation. She ends up talking to Liz, who is desperately finding ways to control Tracy's newfound recklessness brought on by even more money. Haha, is this boring or what? It makes sense, though (or as much sense as a crossover like this would make).
12. If 7 (Kenneth Parcell) visited you for the weekend, how would you get along?
He is so adorable as an onscreen character but in real life, I don't think I'd have the patience to deal with his oddities. I mean, a weekend visit doesn't involve work, which is probably the only way I'd be able to tolerate him. But maybe if we actually go out and do something, we'd have something to talk about. I could show him around Manila (he'll love the churches, I bet) and I can bring him to ABS-CBN and GMA (our local channels). Yeah, okay, cool. Sounds like a plan.
13. If you could command 8 (Greg House) to perform any one task or service for you, what would it be?
GO TELL CUDDY HOW YOU FEEL, come ooooon.
14. Does anyone on your friends list write or draw 11 (Lily Charles)?
Errr, no, don't think so.
15. If 2 (Peggy Olson) had to choose sides between 4 (Hermione Granger) and 5 (Blair Waldorf), which would it be?
Hermione, because Peggy sticks with whoever is powerful and Blair is the kind of girl who picks on the Peggys, anyway.
16. What might 10 (Obi-Wan Kenobi) shout while charging into battle?
He doesn't shout. Obi-Wan is too badass for a battle cry.
17. If you chose a song to represent 4 (Hermione Granger), which song would you choose?
I have been thinking about this for a few days. I got nothin'. My fallback choice: She by Elvis Costello.
18. 1, 6, and 10 are having dim sum at a Chinese restaurant. There is only one scallion pancake left, and they all reach for it at the same time. Who gets to eat it? (Liz Lemon, John Casey, Obi-Wan Kenobi)
Oh, wow. Liz Lemon would want it the most, Casey is the strongest, but Obi-Wan has that whole Force thing going on for him. I bet he'll give it to Liz, anyway, because I imagine he's a gentleman like that.
19. What might be a good pick-up line for 2 (Peggy Olson) to use on 10 (Obi-Wan Kenobi)?
Screw it, I'm terrible at pick-up lines.
20. What would 5 (Blair Waldorf) most likely be arrested for?
Libel (i.e., Miss Carr, but that turned out to be extremely true. OH. MY. GOD. Waitaminnit. Mean Girls reference reminded me of Coach Carr who also had sex with students. Hm. Some coincidence).
21. If 11 (Lily Charles) and 9 (Neville Longbottom) were racing to a destination, who would get there first?
Neville can apparate. You do the math.
22. "1 (Liz Lemon) and 9 (Neville Longbottom) reluctantly team up to save the world from the threat posed by 4's (Hermione Granger's) sinister secret organization. 11 (Lily Charles) volunteers to help them, but it is later discovered that 11 is actually a spy for 4. Meanwhile, 4 has kidnapped 12 (Emerson Cod) in an attempt to force their surrender. Following the wise advice of 5 (Blair Waldorf), they seek out 3 (Lisa Cuddy), who gives them what they need to complete their quest." What title would you give this fic?
Hunger Strike: Saving the World from SPEW.
23. If you had to walk home through a bad neighbourhood late at night, would you feel safer in the company of 7 (Kenneth Parcell) or 8 (Greg House)?
One rude comment from House could get the both of us killed. I bet Kenneth could charm his way out of a bad neigborhood. He's good at keeping out of trouble. :)
Ooooh, speaking of fandoms, we don't have classes on the 21st so I can watch the Emmys live! :) Yay.
1) Liz Lemon
2) Peggy Olson
3) Lisa Cuddy
4) Hermione Granger
5) Blair Waldorf
6) John Casey
7) Kenneth Parcell
8) Greg House
9) Neville Longbottom
10) Obi-Wan Kenobi
11) Lily Charles
12) Emerson Cod
From runawayblue
1. Who would make a better college professor, 6 (Casey) or 11 (Lily Charles)? What subjects would they teach?
Hahaha. They are both cross. But I'll go with Casey, because he has had to deal with people he doesn't get along with just to get through a mission. He can probably handle college students. And he'd probably try to get to know the smart ones so he can, you know, recruit them.
I'd want to see Lily teach swimming but, oh, the pressure of being taught by a Darling Mermaid Darling. I demand that John Casey teach music. I need to hear him reach for that high C more often.
2. Do you think 4 (Hermione Granger) is hot? How hot?
No. But I do think she's beautiful (both in the book and the films).
3. 12 (Emerson Cod) sends 8 (Greg House) on a mission. What is it, and does it succeed?
Vogler memories, what the what. I looove crossovers. But as Emerson? Hmm. Really wanted Pushing Daisies to explore the Lil' Gumshoe storyline. :( So I suppose LG contracts a fatal disease and House has to save her life and such. House being House performs his usual background check, so Emerson finally finds out about LG and her mom's escapades. (I know Emerson is just itching to know.)
Ohmygoodness. Emerson going toe-to-toe with House. Battle of the wits, y'all.
OH, WTF. I just remembered the premise of PD. Haha. Emerson can just use House as an excuse to get the history. Ned can save the little girl himself (should she die).
4. What is or would be 9's (Neville Longbottom) favorite book?
One Thousand Magical Herbs and Fungi by Phyllida Spore. The start of his career!
5. Would it make more sense for 2 (Peggy Olson) to swear fealty to 6 (John Casey), or the other way around?
Other way around, definitely. Peggy Olson does not a loyal subordinate make. It's what makes her so interesting. She's like the Becky Sharp of Sterling Cooper. Casey, on the other hand, is one of the most loyal people I've seen on television. Good soldier.
6. For some reason, 5 (Blair Waldorf) is looking for a roommate. Should she share a studio apartment with 9 (Neville Longbottom) or with 10 (Obi-Wan Kenobi)?
Obi-Wan. Blair needs a guide now that she's growing up. I bet Obi-Wan has a lot of nuggets of wisdom, which he will never force on Blair. But he'll be asked to share them, anyway, because Blair's life can get so crazy sometimes that she's bound to end up looking for advice.
7. 2, 7, and 12 have dinner together. Where do they go, and what do they discuss? (Peggy Olson, Kenneth Parcell, Emerson Cod)
Some restaurant in New York. Peggy could tell Kenneth stories about the golden days (ha, Kenneth'll love that). Emerson (if he is drunk enough) spills the beans on Don Draper's many affairs. (In my head, Betty hires him to trail Don.) Peggy uses this to her advantage. Ooooh, Kenneth and Emerson can talk about knitting! :)
8. 3 (Lisa Cuddy) challenges 10 (Obi-Wan Kenobi) to a duel. What happens?
Obi-Wan, with a casual wave of his hand, convinces her to go home and take care of her child (and maybe make out with House).
9. If 1 (Liz Lemon) stole 8's (Greg House's) most precious possession, how would he get it back?
Maybe he'd ask Wilson to take her out on a date or something. Wilson'll have to make it to her place to get the cane back (I'm assuming it's the cane). Haha, I'm running out of energy to imagine, but yeah. House (and Jack Donaghy, for that matter) would enjoy analyzing the hell out of THAT date.
10. Suggest a title for a story in which 7 (Kenneth Parcell) and 12 (Emerson Cod) both work together.
Lil' Gumshoe: Escape to Stone Mountain.
11. What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted 4 (Hermione Granger) and 1 (Liz Lemon) to work together?
Off the top of my head, I can see Hermione helping Liz out with her dental problems. But then they wouldn't really be working together. I am examining their strengths here. Liz writes comedy and Hermione does magic. What would they need each other for? On second thought, what would Hermione need Liz for?
Hm, okay? How about this? Tracy, in Goregasm 2, unintentionally reveals something about the wizarding world by using King's Cross as a portal in his game. The Ministry sends Hermione to look into the situation. She ends up talking to Liz, who is desperately finding ways to control Tracy's newfound recklessness brought on by even more money. Haha, is this boring or what? It makes sense, though (or as much sense as a crossover like this would make).
12. If 7 (Kenneth Parcell) visited you for the weekend, how would you get along?
He is so adorable as an onscreen character but in real life, I don't think I'd have the patience to deal with his oddities. I mean, a weekend visit doesn't involve work, which is probably the only way I'd be able to tolerate him. But maybe if we actually go out and do something, we'd have something to talk about. I could show him around Manila (he'll love the churches, I bet) and I can bring him to ABS-CBN and GMA (our local channels). Yeah, okay, cool. Sounds like a plan.
13. If you could command 8 (Greg House) to perform any one task or service for you, what would it be?
GO TELL CUDDY HOW YOU FEEL, come ooooon.
14. Does anyone on your friends list write or draw 11 (Lily Charles)?
Errr, no, don't think so.
15. If 2 (Peggy Olson) had to choose sides between 4 (Hermione Granger) and 5 (Blair Waldorf), which would it be?
Hermione, because Peggy sticks with whoever is powerful and Blair is the kind of girl who picks on the Peggys, anyway.
16. What might 10 (Obi-Wan Kenobi) shout while charging into battle?
He doesn't shout. Obi-Wan is too badass for a battle cry.
17. If you chose a song to represent 4 (Hermione Granger), which song would you choose?
I have been thinking about this for a few days. I got nothin'. My fallback choice: She by Elvis Costello.
18. 1, 6, and 10 are having dim sum at a Chinese restaurant. There is only one scallion pancake left, and they all reach for it at the same time. Who gets to eat it? (Liz Lemon, John Casey, Obi-Wan Kenobi)
Oh, wow. Liz Lemon would want it the most, Casey is the strongest, but Obi-Wan has that whole Force thing going on for him. I bet he'll give it to Liz, anyway, because I imagine he's a gentleman like that.
19. What might be a good pick-up line for 2 (Peggy Olson) to use on 10 (Obi-Wan Kenobi)?
Screw it, I'm terrible at pick-up lines.
20. What would 5 (Blair Waldorf) most likely be arrested for?
Libel (i.e., Miss Carr, but that turned out to be extremely true. OH. MY. GOD. Waitaminnit. Mean Girls reference reminded me of Coach Carr who also had sex with students. Hm. Some coincidence).
21. If 11 (Lily Charles) and 9 (Neville Longbottom) were racing to a destination, who would get there first?
Neville can apparate. You do the math.
22. "1 (Liz Lemon) and 9 (Neville Longbottom) reluctantly team up to save the world from the threat posed by 4's (Hermione Granger's) sinister secret organization. 11 (Lily Charles) volunteers to help them, but it is later discovered that 11 is actually a spy for 4. Meanwhile, 4 has kidnapped 12 (Emerson Cod) in an attempt to force their surrender. Following the wise advice of 5 (Blair Waldorf), they seek out 3 (Lisa Cuddy), who gives them what they need to complete their quest." What title would you give this fic?
Hunger Strike: Saving the World from SPEW.
23. If you had to walk home through a bad neighbourhood late at night, would you feel safer in the company of 7 (Kenneth Parcell) or 8 (Greg House)?
One rude comment from House could get the both of us killed. I bet Kenneth could charm his way out of a bad neigborhood. He's good at keeping out of trouble. :)
Ooooh, speaking of fandoms, we don't have classes on the 21st so I can watch the Emmys live! :) Yay.