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So I was at the grocery store tonight, and I was waiting in line to pay for the few items I had to get. The guy in front of me started unloading the stuff out of his handbasket. He was obviously single.
He had 7 Totinos frozen pizzas. The fat content on them is SCARY. He had a 12 pack of soda. 5 cans of chili, and a few cans of soup. One thing was painfully obvious about him. He has the same cooking skills as me.
See, it is a good thing that I am married and not living alone. I am horrible in the kitchen. The only thing I can really make without screwing up is a bowl of cereal, or toast, provided I don't burn the bread. I am so bad, that I once screwed up Rice a Roni. Isn't that pathetic?
He had 7 Totinos frozen pizzas. The fat content on them is SCARY. He had a 12 pack of soda. 5 cans of chili, and a few cans of soup. One thing was painfully obvious about him. He has the same cooking skills as me.
See, it is a good thing that I am married and not living alone. I am horrible in the kitchen. The only thing I can really make without screwing up is a bowl of cereal, or toast, provided I don't burn the bread. I am so bad, that I once screwed up Rice a Roni. Isn't that pathetic?