IT'S ALL ZERO'S FUCKING FAULT

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Jade Harley | Homestuck

[respaces]

[What is this. Why is she here.]

[respaces]

What?

[She peers at it.]

That looks like it would be... Uncomfortable.

[laythebeatsdown]

Don't mind me, I'm not gonna interrupt your fantasies of bouncing voluptuous globes spilling out of those.

[Internally, Dave is snickering SO HARD. But of course on the outside he's gotta keep it cool.]

[laythebeatsdown]

[Clearly the best way to distract from his own reaction of OH GOD WHY was to make Egbert feel as awkward as possible!]

Then you've never laid those baby blues on a true lady. Sucks to be you.

Ggio Vega | Bleach

[ridethetiger]

[Is far too engrossed in a pair of yellow cotton boycut panties with JUICY written across the back and inspecting them critically. HMMMM.]

[borntobewildcat]

[Guess who is chilling behind you, smoking a cigarette, and amused by the whole thing.]

Find a pair you like?

[ridethetiger]

Well...

[Aaand holds up the other pair he's been eying - a pair that's seamless, lacy, and zebra-striped. And just a tad bit cheeky.]

This one looks itchy, but I like the stripes.

[borntobewildcat]

[Tom was actually... maybe joking, but really, how bad could this get? Let's find out!]

Maybe you should try them on.

Ares | Ares

[godofwhargarbl]

[What is this stuff? Does it go on one's head?

This headgear isn't practical at all.]

bro.... no...

[broroona]

Ares...

[godofwhargarbl]

Baroona... Where are we?

[broroona]

Someplace we shouldn't be. [grabbing your arm] Let's go.

Terezi Pyrope | Homestuck

[foretolds]

[Oh Jegus everything is so bright and colorful and DELICIOUS.

Don't mind Terezi with her face in a bra. No big.]

[foretolds]

[She giggles, pulls her face out of the bra, snatches it from its hanger and shoves it in his face.]

Look!