One night in Spain
Caley's account of last night, and no, I don't really hate argentina
(17:04:57) CheyPieFL: can i have ur account of last night please?
(17:05:23) caLaLiL42: i suppose your half a bottle of vodka would be a good place.
(17:06:34) caLaLiL42: i knew it was going to be interesting when you were weaving in and out of those little posts on the sidewalk on the way to o'connells. we walked in the door at the bar and i asked you and elizabeth where christa was. you told me she was outside cause she had a drink in her hand so i told you i was gonna go stand with her. two minutes later you and elizabeth came storming out, "where were you? where did you go?" obviously, no memory of our conversation...
(17:07:56) caLaLiL42: then we went to dubliners where we met up with emmy, meg and ana. a creepy guy was bothering you so your solution to that was pulling me into your lap to block him from you. it worked. brilliant drunk logic.
(17:08:52) caLaLiL42: you and the girls went to dance, i got bored. we all left in search of some chupitos and i decided i needed a crepe. you decided you did too (copycat) and went with me. i had to hold your arm to keep you fromo getting trampled by crowds of foreign men much bigger than you
(17:09:21) CheyPieFL: i'm always in danger of getting trampled by foreign men
(17:09:44) caLaLiL42: got to the crepe stand where a scottish guy started talking to us and then his argentinian friend asked me "if your nailpolish matches your scarf and your toenail polish matches your earrings, what do your panties match?"
(17:10:16) caLaLiL42: i think you missed that comment because you were busy ranting about argentinians...
(17:10:37) caLaLiL42: "where i'm from in miami we hate argentinians. no one likes them. they're bad people" was the general idea...
(17:11:33) CheyPieFL: ahaha
(17:12:34) caLaLiL42: they pretty much ignored you which was good because you weren't making a whole lot of sense. we got our crepes, you made another rude comment as we walked away (i was mortified) and promptly got so excited about something that you forgot you were holding a plate in your hand, gestured wildly, and the crepe splatted on the ground.
(17:13:26) caLaLiL42: you looked at me like a puppy dog, picked it up and told me "5 second rule, i'm still eating it. don't worry, the caramel is on the inside."
(17:13:31) caLaLiL42: again, drunken logic. brilliant.
(17:14:05) caLaLiL42: so, you ate it. wouldn't even let me brush off the dirt. almost dropped it two more times. i took the plate for you and held it while you laughed so hard i think you almost peed.
(17:15:16) caLaLiL42: then, on the corner by sol you started ranting about the club "commo" and how you will never go in it because of the guy who was rude to us outside of it once. a guy offered you a coupon for a shot there and you glared at him and walked away without saying a word. then you laughed. almost peed. again
(17:15:56) caLaLiL42: grabbed the crepe, said "why the fuck am i still holding this plate?" and threw it on the ground. in front of two cops. like, at their feet.
(17:16:34) caLaLiL42: started laughing so hard you had to lean against the window of a resturant, where you looked to your left, saw a middle aged man and slowly gave him a princess wave while you stared him down and almost choked on your crepe you were laughing so hard. again.
(17:17:44) caLaLiL42: we went to meet up with people again and when i told you we should probably act normal in front of the big group of cops coming our way (not sure what happened but something was going on) you threw your napkin on the ground to "get rid of the evidence." evidence of what? i'm not sure...but you got rid of it. thats for sure.
(17:18:44) CheyPieFL: i remember none of this by the way
(17:18:47) caLaLiL42: i know.
(17:18:51) CheyPieFL: i love finding out what i did last night
(17:18:55) caLaLiL42: i'm not making it up. its too good to make this up.
(17:19:53) caLaLiL42: sidenote: my seminarian, jonas, just sent me the musical version "my bonnie lies over the ocean, my bonnie lies over the sea" and claims this one is "my caley..."
(17:20:42) caLaLiL42: thats pretty much the best parts of the night. i left soon after that, and you wanted another crepe. thats about all i've got. can't help you out with the rest of the night but i'm SURE it was entertaining....
(17:21:16) CheyPieFL: the miami thing?
(17:21:20) caLaLiL42: OH yea...
(17:21:50) caLaLiL42: after the cops, the argentinian and the scottish guy walked by and were like "miami miami" (in a will smith voice) and you stopped and were like "what the fuck? how did they know?"
(17:22:47) caLaLiL42: i told you, "chey, it was the argentinian, remember?" "fuck people from argentinia" (and yes, you pronounced it like that, not like argentina) and started in on your rant, once again.
(17:24:18) caLaLiL42: dude, davy buzzed off his hair
(17:24:46) CheyPieFL: no zach morris?
"Matt" -> written by matt
my name is Matt, and i went to NSU with Cheyenne...saturday october 7th was my birthday and i didnt get any 'argyle socks'. i was very disappointed about that ... Cheyenne thinks i could pull them off....i think that is a compliment, but i'm not too sure....Cheyenne says it is, but she also said that old men where them....what is she trying to say??
Trying to make up for bad behavior
Ok, due to my drunk rantings I went and ate at an Argentinian restaurant yesterday and exclaimed about how great it was, perhaps a bit too much.
As for my position on argyle, I think Matt should indeed wear argyle socks and sweaters. It is an old man thing, yes. However, it just takes guys that long to realize that it gives them a sophisticated flair without looking overdone. When a young guy wears it, it looks like they are saying ¨check this out..I´m ahead of the curve..I learn a lot more quickly than the others¨ and I have faith that if anyone is ahead of the learning curve it´s Matty. So go on Matty, break out the argyle. Be the sophisticated Brit you know you can be, someone´s got to make up for your countrymen yelling about whores :)
(17:04:57) CheyPieFL: can i have ur account of last night please?
(17:05:23) caLaLiL42: i suppose your half a bottle of vodka would be a good place.
(17:06:34) caLaLiL42: i knew it was going to be interesting when you were weaving in and out of those little posts on the sidewalk on the way to o'connells. we walked in the door at the bar and i asked you and elizabeth where christa was. you told me she was outside cause she had a drink in her hand so i told you i was gonna go stand with her. two minutes later you and elizabeth came storming out, "where were you? where did you go?" obviously, no memory of our conversation...
(17:07:56) caLaLiL42: then we went to dubliners where we met up with emmy, meg and ana. a creepy guy was bothering you so your solution to that was pulling me into your lap to block him from you. it worked. brilliant drunk logic.
(17:08:52) caLaLiL42: you and the girls went to dance, i got bored. we all left in search of some chupitos and i decided i needed a crepe. you decided you did too (copycat) and went with me. i had to hold your arm to keep you fromo getting trampled by crowds of foreign men much bigger than you
(17:09:21) CheyPieFL: i'm always in danger of getting trampled by foreign men
(17:09:44) caLaLiL42: got to the crepe stand where a scottish guy started talking to us and then his argentinian friend asked me "if your nailpolish matches your scarf and your toenail polish matches your earrings, what do your panties match?"
(17:10:16) caLaLiL42: i think you missed that comment because you were busy ranting about argentinians...
(17:10:37) caLaLiL42: "where i'm from in miami we hate argentinians. no one likes them. they're bad people" was the general idea...
(17:11:33) CheyPieFL: ahaha
(17:12:34) caLaLiL42: they pretty much ignored you which was good because you weren't making a whole lot of sense. we got our crepes, you made another rude comment as we walked away (i was mortified) and promptly got so excited about something that you forgot you were holding a plate in your hand, gestured wildly, and the crepe splatted on the ground.
(17:13:26) caLaLiL42: you looked at me like a puppy dog, picked it up and told me "5 second rule, i'm still eating it. don't worry, the caramel is on the inside."
(17:13:31) caLaLiL42: again, drunken logic. brilliant.
(17:14:05) caLaLiL42: so, you ate it. wouldn't even let me brush off the dirt. almost dropped it two more times. i took the plate for you and held it while you laughed so hard i think you almost peed.
(17:15:16) caLaLiL42: then, on the corner by sol you started ranting about the club "commo" and how you will never go in it because of the guy who was rude to us outside of it once. a guy offered you a coupon for a shot there and you glared at him and walked away without saying a word. then you laughed. almost peed. again
(17:15:56) caLaLiL42: grabbed the crepe, said "why the fuck am i still holding this plate?" and threw it on the ground. in front of two cops. like, at their feet.
(17:16:34) caLaLiL42: started laughing so hard you had to lean against the window of a resturant, where you looked to your left, saw a middle aged man and slowly gave him a princess wave while you stared him down and almost choked on your crepe you were laughing so hard. again.
(17:17:44) caLaLiL42: we went to meet up with people again and when i told you we should probably act normal in front of the big group of cops coming our way (not sure what happened but something was going on) you threw your napkin on the ground to "get rid of the evidence." evidence of what? i'm not sure...but you got rid of it. thats for sure.
(17:18:44) CheyPieFL: i remember none of this by the way
(17:18:47) caLaLiL42: i know.
(17:18:51) CheyPieFL: i love finding out what i did last night
(17:18:55) caLaLiL42: i'm not making it up. its too good to make this up.
(17:19:53) caLaLiL42: sidenote: my seminarian, jonas, just sent me the musical version "my bonnie lies over the ocean, my bonnie lies over the sea" and claims this one is "my caley..."
(17:20:42) caLaLiL42: thats pretty much the best parts of the night. i left soon after that, and you wanted another crepe. thats about all i've got. can't help you out with the rest of the night but i'm SURE it was entertaining....
(17:21:16) CheyPieFL: the miami thing?
(17:21:20) caLaLiL42: OH yea...
(17:21:50) caLaLiL42: after the cops, the argentinian and the scottish guy walked by and were like "miami miami" (in a will smith voice) and you stopped and were like "what the fuck? how did they know?"
(17:22:47) caLaLiL42: i told you, "chey, it was the argentinian, remember?" "fuck people from argentinia" (and yes, you pronounced it like that, not like argentina) and started in on your rant, once again.
(17:24:18) caLaLiL42: dude, davy buzzed off his hair
(17:24:46) CheyPieFL: no zach morris?
"Matt" -> written by matt
my name is Matt, and i went to NSU with Cheyenne...saturday october 7th was my birthday and i didnt get any 'argyle socks'. i was very disappointed about that ... Cheyenne thinks i could pull them off....i think that is a compliment, but i'm not too sure....Cheyenne says it is, but she also said that old men where them....what is she trying to say??
Trying to make up for bad behavior
Ok, due to my drunk rantings I went and ate at an Argentinian restaurant yesterday and exclaimed about how great it was, perhaps a bit too much.
As for my position on argyle, I think Matt should indeed wear argyle socks and sweaters. It is an old man thing, yes. However, it just takes guys that long to realize that it gives them a sophisticated flair without looking overdone. When a young guy wears it, it looks like they are saying ¨check this out..I´m ahead of the curve..I learn a lot more quickly than the others¨ and I have faith that if anyone is ahead of the learning curve it´s Matty. So go on Matty, break out the argyle. Be the sophisticated Brit you know you can be, someone´s got to make up for your countrymen yelling about whores :)