Jun 30, 2005 03:18
Tom Cruise isn't that bad.
Look into the mess that he has become, and learn to appreciate the maniacal force.
Since our last adventure kiddo's - I've been out on safari, searching for the infamous pink truffle-eating elephant.
It's origins are unknown, but I know it's out there somewhere.
I've journeyed across the mason dixon line and walked right into the glare of unknown natives. From the stories I read, these people meant bad news. From personal experience - they seem to fancy nothing but Mochi ice cream and a good elmore leonard film adaptation. Nothing wrong with that...right? But I'm befuddled.
Who are they? Where did they come from?
Why do they grow hair on their faces?
It's unclear as to why God has lead me in this path.
It is unclear as to why I am still alive.
No...I wouldn't call them savages. Nor would I call them primitive beings.
Infact - if I were to call them anything, I'd certainley say gaudy - not in the fashion sense no. Their clothes convey an aromatic gesture of illusive delight...but their attitudes...have been nothing but of the, eh hem...verbose nature, and their hidden insecurities...cumbersome.
Los Angeles is what they call this place.
Or in the native tongue, L-Oh-sss Ang, Ghelis.
I have made my home in a hobbit hole, safely tucked away in the shire of silverlake.
My flatmate here goes by the name of VeekTohr.
From what I've gathered, he's a holy figure of some sort. A man who subscribes to a higher power called - comic books.
Animated pieces of paper that dictate the epic and the wise lessons of these peoples' mighty gods.
AS for I.
I have fallen in love with potato sacks and cheese on my "papas."
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Honestly though -
today I have begun
the steps to bettering my...er...days?
I'm doing three things - for no particular reason.
Well...obvious reasons which I won't admit to.
Quitting smoking.
Being celibate - unless I begin to find myself in a er..."bind" (meaning relationship...shhh...i didn't say it!!!)
And, writing the XXXXX-project (a subject which I cannot discuss) and Asian Cowboy.
there and there
go fuck yourselves
NEXT on the NETFLIX QUEUE
Jurassic Park
The Prince of Tides
Naked Lunch