I love my brother lah.

[streetchocolate]

I came home at 12.30am just now, living room lights, TV and fan were switched on although no one was there. Went into my brother's room, his computer and the lights were on and the fan was blowing at the empty seat in front of the computer. I turned around and saw him asleep on his bed. So I switched off the lights and shifted the fan to face him. The fan made a lot of noise while I was shifting it, and it woke my brother up. He sat up halfway, looked right into my eyes and started talking to me.

-With the lights switched off-

Sam: (mumbling) Sausage.

Me: Huh???

Sam: (mumbling) The sausage.

Me: Huh?! The what?

Sam: (pointing to the computer) There, clean the sausage.

Me: What sausage?!

Then, I thought he had left his food on the table and wanted me to clear it, so I switched on the lights.

-With the lights switched on-

Me: Where got sausage? What sausage?

Sam: There, the bun with the sausage. The hotdog bun.

Me: Huh? What hotdog? You eat the hotdog bun halfway never throw is it?

Sam: The hotdog. Hotdog not called sausage meh?

Me: ....... (Looking around) There's no sausage.

Sam: ........

5 secs later, he realised that he was pointing to nothing... no sausage, no hotdog.

Sam: Nevermind.

And he collapsed back onto his bed.

HAHAHAHAHAHA what the hell just happened man.