Feb 22, 2005 17:52
Yo,
Sorry once again for a lack of updates. It has been a long 3 weeks since I last caught up w/ yall. Basically I am done being a pledge in the frat, Yay. No more bitch work.
Last saturday there was a 2 kegger at the house. And I got 6 phone numbers, and hooked up w/ 2 different girls. A new record, I love being a slut. Seriuosly I don't want another girlfriend for 2 years, I just wanna keep doin my thing, cuz trust me phone numbers are coming my way in great numbers, and the quality of the girls is going up VERY RAPIDLY! To put it in simple terms, you ain't gonna see me with ANY fat girls for a while, hopefully for the rest of my life. I mean yeah I am kind of a slut, but a good slut. See, unlike most players, who go by the Catch it--> Kill it--> and give it cab fare home mantra, I am different. Yeah I may occasionaly go home and hook up with random girls, well right now its happening very often. BUT I always and I mean ALWAYS call them back the next day and take them out on a nice date ya know, dinner, movie. Hey 95% of the girls I know on campus love me, and the other 5% I could care less about cuz well ya know they don't think as highly of me. It must be getting pretty bad when my own MOM is callin me every sunday night asking me how drunk and how many girls I met this weekend.
Don't you wish you were me??
Peace out bitches