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The Personality Resume
Created by notparticularly and taken 6400 times on bzoink!
Would you rather be an African elephant or an Asian elephant? Why?we have enough Asian and African elephants in the USA,, they are called Fat Chicks!Would you rather freeze to death or burn alive? Why?Freeze, I am from Mass and I hate the heat.Name three movies you like"Friday" "8-mile" and "Haggard"Name three books you like"Motley Crue: The Dirt", "Lords of Chaos: The bloody rise of the black metal underground" and " Steve Austin: The stone cold truthHave you ever fallen in love with a fictional character? Which one(s)? Why?damn, I know this, I'll get back to you on itRepublican, Democrat or other? Why?Extreme right wing, borderline Fascist, somewhat nationalist ( minus any racial prejudice)Attendance percentage at high school dances?ZERO, why would I go to school when I dont have to?What television shows do you watch regularly?"Viva La Bam" "King of the HIll" "Family Guy" and "City Confidential" on A&EAbortion is...My friend Shane runs a backyard aborition clinic, he uses only the finest quality steel-toed Timberlands, AND you get a free 1/5th of Wild Turkey with every session.The death penalty is...Awsome. Eye-for and Eye man. How do you take your coffee?extra milk, extra sweet-and-lowHow do you take your tea?sameWho's your favorite teacher/professor?Mr. Terry, he assigns the least amount of work and gives me the best grades.How do you feel about your parents?I could be a lot worse. They love me regardlessWhat sort of music do you listen to?Thrash Metal and rap. List five or ten bands you listen to.Metallica. Motley Crue. Megadeth. Children of Bodom. Skid Row. Candlebox.Alice in Chains. SHinedown. Testament.Pantera. Slayer. Sentenced. Hatebreed. Ozzy. KORN Disturbed. Do you use public transportation?I used to, I was the only white kid and had to transfer in the worst part of Charlotte.Ever told someone you love him/her?told lots of hers, no men thoughMorning person, night person or both?night, I am an insomniacSiblings?Little brother Colin, 2 older sisters, and my big Bro Annop (frat-brother)What are your friends like?crazy, insane, drunk, stoners, cool. Amusement parks are?fun to go to when your'e FUCT UP!!Cafeterias are?good when your stoned and its all you can eat. They suck when sober. Dogs are?alright.Any phobias, traumas or other weirdnesses?Fears: Fat girls, heights and blood.
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The Personality Resume
Created by notparticularly and taken 6400 times on bzoink!
Would you rather be an African elephant or an Asian elephant? Why?we have enough Asian and African elephants in the USA,, they are called Fat Chicks!Would you rather freeze to death or burn alive? Why?Freeze, I am from Mass and I hate the heat.Name three movies you like"Friday" "8-mile" and "Haggard"Name three books you like"Motley Crue: The Dirt", "Lords of Chaos: The bloody rise of the black metal underground" and " Steve Austin: The stone cold truthHave you ever fallen in love with a fictional character? Which one(s)? Why?damn, I know this, I'll get back to you on itRepublican, Democrat or other? Why?Extreme right wing, borderline Fascist, somewhat nationalist ( minus any racial prejudice)Attendance percentage at high school dances?ZERO, why would I go to school when I dont have to?What television shows do you watch regularly?"Viva La Bam" "King of the HIll" "Family Guy" and "City Confidential" on A&EAbortion is...My friend Shane runs a backyard aborition clinic, he uses only the finest quality steel-toed Timberlands, AND you get a free 1/5th of Wild Turkey with every session.The death penalty is...Awsome. Eye-for and Eye man. How do you take your coffee?extra milk, extra sweet-and-lowHow do you take your tea?sameWho's your favorite teacher/professor?Mr. Terry, he assigns the least amount of work and gives me the best grades.How do you feel about your parents?I could be a lot worse. They love me regardlessWhat sort of music do you listen to?Thrash Metal and rap. List five or ten bands you listen to.Metallica. Motley Crue. Megadeth. Children of Bodom. Skid Row. Candlebox.Alice in Chains. SHinedown. Testament.Pantera. Slayer. Sentenced. Hatebreed. Ozzy. KORN Disturbed. Do you use public transportation?I used to, I was the only white kid and had to transfer in the worst part of Charlotte.Ever told someone you love him/her?told lots of hers, no men thoughMorning person, night person or both?night, I am an insomniacSiblings?Little brother Colin, 2 older sisters, and my big Bro Annop (frat-brother)What are your friends like?crazy, insane, drunk, stoners, cool. Amusement parks are?fun to go to when your'e FUCT UP!!Cafeterias are?good when your stoned and its all you can eat. They suck when sober. Dogs are?alright.Any phobias, traumas or other weirdnesses?Fears: Fat girls, heights and blood.
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