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ABOUT YOUYour full name:Jason Matthew ShirvaniAge:21 bitch!!Height:6'1''Natural hair colour:blackEye colour:brownNumber of siblings:1 half brother, 2 half sistersGlasses/contacts?:yeah, huh rightPiercings:earsTattoos:3 Braces?:pfftt, noFAVOURITEColour:Black, silver, light blueBand:GNR, SLayer, Pantera, Metallica, SKid Row, MegadethSong:Metallica: Master of PuppetsStuffed animal:Poochie my bear, he is somewhere in my roomVideo game:Tony Hawk pro-skater 2 & 4TV show:Viva La Bam, WWE "Raw is WAr" and Family GuyMovie:8 mile, Friday ( first one), and Book:" The Dirt" aka Motley Crue's biography, and "Lords of CHaos: the bloody rise of the satanic metal underground" Food:Boneless buffalo wingsGame on a cell phone:TetrisCD cover:Slayer: Reign in BloodFlower:Cannabis, namely White Widow Scent:Lavender, Vanilla Animal:my dog FinleyComic book:fuck comic booksCereal:Cinnamon Toast Crunch, Cookie Crisp, and Count ChoculaWebsite:www.Ariagiovanni.com check it out!! she is H-O-TCartoon:Southpark, Family GUy, and King of the HIllDO YOUPlay an instrument?:Guitar, and BassWatch TV more than 60 hours a week?:used to, Like to sing?:yesHave a job?:nopeHave a cell phone?:yeahLike to play sports?:I like to ride dirtbikesHave a boyfriend/girlfriend?:naw, just a few friends with benefits, but thats all you need right?Have a crush on someone?:a few Live somewhere NOT in the united states?:NoHave more than 5 TVs in your house?:probablyHave any special talents/skills?:I talk talk and piss you off at the same timeExcercise daily?:try toLike school?:fuck no!!CAN YOUSing the alphabet backwards?:yeah, I gotta practice for when I get my first field sobreity testStand on your tip toes without wearing shoes?:who cares? thats the stupidest question I have ever heardSpeak any other languages?:SpanishGo a day without food?:noStay up for more than 24 hours?:ughh, I have, I hate the next day thoughRead music, not just tabs?:a littleRoll your tongue?: yeahEat a whole pizza?:no, and I don't know anyone who would pride themselves on such things, other than Jesse FagdaleHAVE YOU EVERSnuck out of the house?:umm, yeah from 1995-2000. Then I got my car and could stay out as late as I wantedCried to get out of trouble?:HELL YEAH! Threatining to commit suicide works like a charm to. It also works when you can't get what you want. I know it sounds horrible.... but I don't care!!Gotten lost in your city?:In Charlotte?! evertime I go out driving I doSeen a shooting star?:no, but I've someone shoot a load onto a porn-stars faceBeen to any other countries besides the united states?:The Bahamas.Had a serious surgery?:nopeStolen something important to someone else?:well lets see, does $1500 worth of shit from A&P count?Solved a rubiks cube?:dude, just take the colored stickers off and re arragne themGone out in public in your pajamas?:I don't wear PJ's but I have gone out in my boxersCried over a girl?:yesCried over a boy?:now why would I do that? My name isn't Joe BowdenKissed a random stranger?:everytime I go to the clubHugged a random stranger?:yepBeen in a fist fight?:yepBeen arrested?:yesDone drugs?:take a wild fucking guess!!!Had alcohol?:I got a coors light in my hand right nowLaughed and had milk come out of your nose?:no, but I gave a girl a SMoking dragon, and made my cum go out her nosePushed all the buttons on an elevator?:yeah, works good at the skyscrapers downtownGone to school only to find you had the day off because of a holiday/etc?:I actually think I haveSwore at your parents?:ofcourse, mostly at my step-dad, but he sucks so I don't feel bad about it Been to warped tour?:no, and don't plan to.... PUNK ROCK SUCKS!! listen to METAL!!Kicked a guy where it hurts?:yes, then I stomped on his rib-cage a few timesBeen in love?:yesBeen close to love?:yes`Been to a casino?:My dad lives in Vegas, so I will be very shortly Ran over an animal and killed it?:just over Thomas Cappizzi's dog Max, cuz he bit me when I was younger. and YES I killed his assBroken a bone?:surprisingly no, seeing how I ride motocross, skateboard and other shit lie that Gotten stitches?:many timesHad a waterballoon fight in winter?:proably, I am form Mass right?Drank a whole gallon of milk in one hour?:that is phsyically impossible and I challenge anyone to try it with out puckinMade homemade muffins?:no, I made some hash-brownies thoughBitten someone?:I bite Sarah all the time.. I think she enjoys ( I hope)Been to disneyland/disneyworld?:when I was 3, fuck that place, go to Hershey Park More than 5 times?:noBeen to niagra falls?:no, New York SUCKS!! hahaha, yeah your Yankees L-O-S-T!!Burped in someones face?:does spitting count?Gotten the chicken pox?:when I was 5WHENS THE LAST TIME YOUBrushed your teeth:this morningWent to the bathroom:an hour agoSaw a movie in theaters:I think July, I saw "fairenheight 911" w/ my boyz Mike and JoshRead a book:this summer, I read "To be the man" RIc Flairs biographyHad a snow day:in NC?! shit I can't eve rememberHad a party:3 years ago at my house, back when I had dreadsHad a slumber party:Only when Julie or Sarah sleeps overMade fun of someone:today, I called the Pikes ( rival-fraternity) a bunch of fagsTripped in front of someone:last week, infront of some hot girls, yeah not too funWent to the grocery store:about an hor agoGot sick:3 weeks ago, after doing keg stands, with all my pledge brothersCursed:Right the fuck right now cunt-lickPICK ONEFruit/vegetables:WatermelonBlack/white:Color: black Girls: White Lights on/lights off:offTV/movie:TV, movies take too longCar/truck:Street Bike ( Yamaha R6)Body spray/lotion:Axe VoodooCash/check:CashPillows/blankets:blanketsHeadache/stomach ache:neitherPaint/charcoal:I don't fuckin knowChinese food/mexican food:JapaneseSummer/winter:winterSnow/rain:snowFog/misty:gray-skiesRock/rap:Metal and RapMeat/vegetarian:Meat, vegans can suck my meat stick. fuckin queersBoy/girl:girls, sorry Joe and JesseChocolate/vanilla:VanillaSprinkles/icing:icingCake/pie:cakeFrench toast/french fries:friesStrawberries/blueberries:strawberriesOcean/swimming pool:pool, you can piss in that and make people angryHugs/kisses:getting laidCookies/muffins:cookiesp33n/bewbz:Wallet/pocket:pocketWindow/door:doorsEmo/goth:Black Metal bands from Norway and FinlandPink/purple:blackCat/dog:cats, easier to take care of Long sleeve/short sleeve:longsleeve t-shirtsPants/shorts:cargo pantsWinter break/spring break:winterSpring/autumn:autumnClouds/clear sky:Gray Skies, b-4 it rainsMoon/mars:like I give a shitFRIENDSHIPHow many friends do you have?:60+ down in NC, and probably around 70 back home in MassWhat are their names?:My best bro's are Island, Josh, and L-DogDo you have a best friend?:My toxic Twin, JJ randomHave you ever liked one of your friends?:yesDo you have more guy friends or more girl friends?:guy, sadlyHave you ever lost a friend?:sure Have you ever gone to an amusement park with a friend?:no, I go by myself, what the fuck kinda question is thatWhats an inside joke between you and a friend?:" I'm a Mineon EEEEEAAAAHH" "No mommy don't shrimp me again" and "ANGEL OF DEATH"Have you ever gotten in a big arguement with a friend?:not recently Whats the nicest thing youve ever done for a friend?:picked Josh up at the airport and had a blunt rolled, Slayer " Angel of Death" in my cd player and Jesse Fag Dales number already dialingWhats the nicest thing a friend has ever done for you?:Sarah, taking me all around when I came up in Decmber :)Do you miss any of your old friends?:many, namely my friends from Marshfeild and AndrewWhat friend have you known the longest?:Brandon: 12 years Ian Scissons: 11 yearsDo you regret anything youve done to a friend?:going off on Josh's ex-gf KristenIf so, what is it?:cussing her out, I admit it was uncalled for and I do feel bad. How often do you spend time with your friends?:right now about 5-10 hours a day, I love every minute of it tooDo any of your friends drive?:Most of themHas a friend of yours ever died?:Scott McMillan RIP broWhats the dumbest thing youve done with a friend?:when me and Josh went to Ruby Tuesdays tripping our balls off ( you know the story)What do you think your friends think of you?:I'm a fucking ugly dipshit frat-boy, who sucks, nawww I am sure they like me, I don't know why they would thoughLOVE AND ALL THAT CRAPHave you ever been in love?:yesIf you have, with who?:Sarah, and KristeneAre you single?:yes sir, and loving every minute of itAre you in a relationship?:nopeIf so, for how long?:n/aDo you believe there is someone for everyone?:everyone but Jesse Goodale and Joe Bowden ( so that means you two should go ahead and just kill yourselves)What is your idea of the best date?:Hanging out on the Cape or Downtown CharlotteWhat was your first kiss like?:drunkenHow old were you when you got your first kiss?:can't remeberDo you think love is a load of shit?:I think its someting Hallmark came up with to make moneyWhats the best experiance youve ever had with the opposite sex?:anytime with the 7 girls I have been with so farIf you are single, have you had any boyfriends/girlfriends before?:yes Have you ever been dumped?:nawwHave you ever dumped someone?:eehh, mm no Whats the most sexual thing youve done with the opposite sex?:fucked 2 girls in one weekendWORD ASSOCIATIONSlippers:dogHat:Slash Hard:ChemistryFree:singlehoodSpace:Jesse's love life ( empty space)Taste:foodGood charlotte:FUCKIN PUSSIES!! cunt fucks who should be forced to drink 409 till they die PUNK ROCK SUCKKKKKKSSSSSRed:Kristene Deep:holeHeart:brokenCord:fucked if I knowCheese:VermontRain:SeattleWork:moneyPedal:BMX bikeHead:helmetBed:sexFluff:pillowHardcore:Hatebreed and MayhemRace:marathonKnife:throatJump:fallI....am:a jackasswant:to fuck more girlsneed:a Yamaha R6 streetbikecrave:ciggaretelove:my familyhate:the worlddid:7 girlsfeel:like hurting someonemiss:my family and friends in Massam annoyed by:Joe bowdenwould rather:watch Jesse drink a liter of Stolis, take 500 advils and lie on his backam tired of:these questionwill always:be a jerkSILLY STUFFWhat is your favourite genre of music?:Death Metal, rap, and 80's metalWhat time is it now?:6:08 p.m. What day is it?:WednesdayWhens the last time you called someone?:20 minutes agoHow much money do you have right now?:$45Are you hungry?:just ateWhatcha doin?:what do you think?!Do you like parades?:ask Fagdale and Bowden, they are incharge of the gay-pride marches in New EnglandDo you like the moon?:noWhat are you going to do when youre done with this?:get drunk at the frat houseIsnt cup a funny word when you repeat it over and over?:no, and are you running out of brain cells?If you could have any magical power what would it be?:be invinsibleHave you ever had a picnic?:yeahDid you ever have one of those skip-its when you were young?:what the fuck are you on? meth?What about sock em boppers?:fuck offAre you wearing any socks right now?:yes, why do you care? DO YOU THINK YOU AREfunny?:no, but others seem to think sopretty?:no, and I still have no idea why girls tell me I am, honestlysarcastic?:me , no way, sarcam is not cool.... go fuck yourself assholelazy?:as a motherfuckerhyper?:as a Marcosfriendly?:to people that are nice to meevil?:yes, to Jesse especially, but he sucks cuz he is a virgin and needs to kill huimselfsmart?:ehh, about average