WORK BLOWS
What I wish I could of said:
Mike is my emotionless, motherless, penis groping boss.
Mike: uhhhh yeeeaaah (like the guy from Office Space) I dunno if I can let ya out early on Sunday.
Me: Well, Mike were you born from a woman? Because everyone has a mum and I need to get out early for mother's day, to do stuff with my mum.
Mike: weeellll ya know, Mother's Day is our busiest day of the year.
Me: SHOVE YOUR TULIPS UP YOUR ASS MIKE!!!
Holidays suck at Nunan's cos all the scumbag husbands/boyfriends come pouring in cos they forgot to buy a gift for their wives or girlfriends, and no one is at work so all the woman who can't get laid (there are a lot) are out planting instead. I want a new job, Nunan's can kiss my ass.
Mike is my emotionless, motherless, penis groping boss.
Mike: uhhhh yeeeaaah (like the guy from Office Space) I dunno if I can let ya out early on Sunday.
Me: Well, Mike were you born from a woman? Because everyone has a mum and I need to get out early for mother's day, to do stuff with my mum.
Mike: weeellll ya know, Mother's Day is our busiest day of the year.
Me: SHOVE YOUR TULIPS UP YOUR ASS MIKE!!!
Holidays suck at Nunan's cos all the scumbag husbands/boyfriends come pouring in cos they forgot to buy a gift for their wives or girlfriends, and no one is at work so all the woman who can't get laid (there are a lot) are out planting instead. I want a new job, Nunan's can kiss my ass.