I'm one selfish kid
Hi, we're Andrew's Parents. After driving him out of the house to pay almost $10,000 a year plus tuition on his own with no help from us, we turned him down when he asked for some financial help. Never mind that he is a college student with a running 3.65 GPA, 19 credit hours next semester, and a job that soaks up any time he has not studying, we don't have enough money to help him out with anything. Oh, and by the way, WE JUST SPENT TWENTY THOUSAND DOLLARS ON A NEW CAR, AND ANOTHER TWENTY THOUSAND DOLLARS ON TWO NEW BIKES. That makes three fully functional cars and two motorcycles for a couple that hates each other and NEVER GOES ANYWHERE. We also bought Andrew's little brother a car, which he wrecked, and then gave him Andrew's car during his absence, which he also wrecked. Now he's a deadbeat looser with no job. Let's buy him a FUCKING LAPTOP!!! Didn't Andrew JUST spend like 500 dollars building him one for christmas? Who fucking cares!!! Deceitful jobless Pot-heads need laptops like we need a lobotomy! By the way, what class are you taking again? We also forgot what your major was.. something about math right? We're sure you're fine. After all, you did pretty damn well in high-school without our help either.
Fuck my life.
Fuck my life.