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[strayswordsman]

Che. There are pick-pocket kids running around in town. They were dumb enough to try it on me, so they're not that choosy. Watch your wallets and other stuff.

...Oi, Goemon, witch-girl. Still not dead?

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[serving_love]

They probably saw you walking in circles like a moron and figured you'd be an easy target.

[strayswordsman]

I was not walking in circles.

And any kid who figures a guy with three swords is an easy target is an even bigger moron than you.

[serving_love]

Hah, like you'd even know if you were or not, marimo.

Maybe they figured the swords were props and you worked for a shitty traveling circus. Since...you know. Your hair.

[strayswordsman]

Oh, shut up.

...That's one of the stupidest things I've ever heard you say, cook. And I've heard you say a lot of stupid shit.

[serving_love]

None of the shit I say is stupid. And anyway, it could happen!

[strayswordsman]

Like I said. Stupid. Didn't even have any damn money for them to steal.

And what about 'circus' means 'fake swords', anyway?

[serving_love]

How do you not have any money, didn't Nami-san give you spending cash? You didn't blow it all on booze already, did you?

...Hell if I know, not like I've ever been to a circus. They probably have fake swords lying around...somewhere.

[strayswordsman]

No. I spent it at the inn last night. So you owe me booze.

So you were just pulling stuff out of your ass, like usual.

[serving_love]

...Ah. Well I guess that was a worthwhile investment, then. And I'm supposed to pay you back in shitty cheap liquor, huh?

Possibly. Not like usual, asshole.

[strayswordsman]

Mm. Can't buy it myself, now, can I.

Like always, then.

[serving_love]

You could just go without.

Like never!

[strayswordsman]

When I'm not keeping a bet? Like hell, love-cook.

You just as well admitted it.

[serving_love]

You don’t got any money, though. What if I wanna spend mine on something else?

I did no such thing, marimo.

[strayswordsman]

Then I'll go drinking with Michiko. Dumbass.

You said 'possibly'.

[serving_love]

...Alright, fine-I was gonna find a bar anyway. Hopefully one that doesn't feel like a goddamn sauna.

Yeah, possibly I was making shit up, but I don’t ALWAYS do that!

[strayswordsman]

That's what I thought ...Fat chance in this place, though.

Not as much as Usopp n'Tulio, I'll grant that.