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[strayswordsman]

...Right. Tired of this now. Next Viking to ask where my sister disappeared to is getting their fucking beard cut off, if I'm feeling generous. Fair warning.

[ooc: Responses will probably be slow. ;_;]

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[deadgirldropout]

You can't really blame them.

[strayswordsman]

I think I can. Explained it with a sword often enough when I was a girl.

[deadgirldropout]

Vikings aren't exactly known for their intelligence.

/ talking as if he isn't the same kinda stubborn, lol

[strayswordsman]

Tch. If small words and blunt force don't get through, I guess not.

[deadgirldropout]

Besides, if they've never seen the gender-changing fruit here before, they wouldn't really have any reason to believe you.

[strayswordsman]

...Hn. Thought it might've sunk in when a green-haired three-swords-using girl got replaced by a green-haired three-swords-using guy, no new ship in sight, but whatever. I can still beat it into them, I guess.

[deadgirldropout]

...what's the point? Why do you give a shit if the people on this island think your female self was your sister?

[strayswordsman]

I don't give a shit if they think I'm my own brother-sister-whatever. But I can't not beat them up when they say other shit, too.

[deadgirldropout]

...what else are they saying?

[strayswordsman]

Y'know. Stuff. About girl-me. ...Nevermind.

[deadgirldropout]

...well you were hot, what the hell did you expect?

[strayswordsman]

I expect to kick the crap out of morons who tell me they wanna do me. Or my sister. Whatever.

[deadgirldropout]

If I kicked the crap out of every guy that said shit like that to me I wouldn't have a hell of a lot of time for anything else.

Okay, that's an exaggeration. But still. That's just. Part of being female, Zoro.

[strayswordsman]

Yeah, I don't care. That's supposed to make me ignore it? You should kick the crap out of every guy who says shit like that to you. They've got it coming.

[deadgirldropout]

It's not worth it. They're assholes and they'll continue to be assholes whether I punch them or not. And in case you didn't notice, I'm kind of a really little girl. I'm not a badass swordsman like you are.

I did get Sanji to stop hitting on me, though.

[strayswordsman]

They deserve it and it feels good. What, you can only punch an asshole if you expect 'em to change? And no, you're not a badass swordsman-you're a pirate reaper with a scythe.

...Now that's something.