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[strayswordsman]

So the weird light we saw in the distance last night. Turns out it was a cloud of lightning bugs. Passed through on my watch while the rest of you were asleep, but m'pretty sure some are still floating around Sunny somewhere.

Uh, they actually zap you, though. Real lightning bugs, not fireflies; guess that's why they look more blue instead of

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[garotamalandro]

The fuck you talking about, alga? Are ya starting to see things?

[garotamalandro]

... oh.

Ya aren't after all, there is a bug here.

/throws a beer bottle at it

[garotamalandro]

It's fucking gross. I'm gonna kill it.

/and a book

[garotamalandro]

The fucking hell is that shitty thing doing?!

/and sets the book on fire to burn the bug

[garotamalandro]

It's not dying.

ZORO. COME HERE FOR A SEC.

OOC: /giggle fit/ I love this woman!

[countsdream]

Is something wrong, Miss Malandro?

<3 I'm glad!

[garotamalandro]

I can't kill that shitty bug and just keeps zapping me.

[countsdream]

Well, maybe it's frightened and that's why it's zapping you? It's like bees. If you leave them alone, they won't bother you, right?

[garotamalandro]

It's gross!

Oh. It's on fire now. It's still flying tho, what the fuck.

[countsdream]

Oh dear...

Well, did you try smothering it?

[garotamalandro]

With a book and the crappy thing still didn't die.

[countsdream]

I meant more like a towel on a small fire...

Did you try water for the flames?

[garotamalandro]

I threw beer at it.

Kinda made it worse. I have no idea why.

[countsdream]

You know the alcohol is flamable, right?

[garotamalandro]

Oh. That explains it.

[countsdream]

Maybe a cloth would be a better option than...