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[strayswordsman]

Meditation is simple, and starts with the breath. Gotta sit upright somewhere comfortable, with a straight back, relax, and then s'all about focusing on the rhythm of breathing. The mind may be distracted and go here n' there, but always come back round to that steady in...and out...n' the hearbeat just behind. Eventually everything else gets

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[justicereigns]

And that actually works for you?

[strayswordsman]

...Yes. Why would I be posting about it if it didn't work? You've never tried?

[justicereigns]

I have. It doesn't do shit for me.

[strayswordsman]

Huh. That sucks. Maybe you're doing it wrong.

[justicereigns]

How do you meditate wrong?

Whatever I don't have time for it anyway. Usually.

[strayswordsman]

I dunno, but having subordinates bust in the time can't help.

What are you doing with those rocks in your icons?

[justicereigns]

There is that.

Stacking rocks.

[strayswordsman]

Stacking rocks? That for concentration?

[justicereigns]

Anger management.

[strayswordsman]

...Wouldn't trying t' stacking rocks that shape make you more frustrated?

[justicereigns]

Since when can't you type the word "to"?

Yes. That's the point. It's to force you to deal with life's little frustrations and learn control over yourself about it.

[strayswordsman]

Don't you know pirates are lazy. I'll be abbreviating everything soon.

Hm. Guess that makes sense. Kinda. In a counterintuitive way.

[justicereigns]

Except "t'" takes as many keystrokes as "to" so it's exactly the same amount of energy.

It's also supposed to promote inner and outer balance but it's shit.

[strayswordsman]

You type your way, I'll type mine.

Hah, no balance for the Commodore? Or is it just that the rocks have false advertising.

[justicereigns]

Fine but then I reserve the right to mock you for any idiocy.

Balance means little when you have waves and idiot marines knocking them over.

[strayswordsman]

You'd do that anyway.

Very true. S'why I kinda try t' hide when I meditate. Useless trying to block shit out if it just crashes right into me, right.

Guess you don't have that luxury as the captain.