Finally....

[straynolonger]

I always knew that someday my name would be synonamous with masturbation, i just thought it would require a bit more effort.
Apparently, some 23 year old guy named Mike Cooper in Ohio was caught jerkin it at the public library computers thus soiling my good name. I don't know if i should find this sad, or funny.

Comments

[straynolonger]

By the way, i have never been to ohio.

[sckitzo]

Lol, well just don't go to Ohio and your in the green zone.

rp castellamonte

[anonymous]

Hello