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May 23, 2005 07:55

haven't updated in a couple of dayz but im back. this weekend went well saturday i saw bobby, which was awesome. i had a great time we went to tinseltown to watch guess who. eh...it was an okay movie some parts were funny ..overall it was a cute movie. i just wanted to see it because ashton kutcher is in it, i think he's super sexy. maybe its cuz he's white..yea thats it! but anyhow i got all mad at bobby because when the movie was about to start i asked a question i forgot what it was but then he said that guess who was a good movie. i was like how do u know, don't tell me you've already seen it...bobby- yeah i have. grrr i was so mad. we could have watched something that neither of us has seen before..but no. he was payin more attention to me than the movie anyhow lol. but of course i was paying more attention to ASHTON..duh who wouldn't =p. but hey he payed for the tickets so i don't mind =p hehe ooo then after the movie he bought us what-a-burger yummy it was good. then again anything is good to a fat ass = ).
then my mom went to pick me up since she was in edinburg at the time. she went to a bachelorette party. gosh i knew i should have gone. my mom was like look you can have this straw. it was a PenIs Straw
====8==D <---thats purdy much how it looks..im gonna keep that straw forever! lol when u slurp up your drink the liquid fills the ballz also its hilarious.
gosh i got interupted right now...there was a freakin fire drill and well i had to leave the lrc. but the people here like freaked out like GET OFF THE COMP. just minimize everything ..i just started laughing. i was like damn im not gonna leave my shyt here. i think i scratched my cd i just threw it into my bag. but yeah they act like were gonna freakin burn when theres no FIRE...gosh. when we were about to go back inside the escuela like this girl walks outta the school all bad ass lol. i started crackin up..and i said DAMN SHE WOULDA BEEN DEAD!! haha
anyhow going back to saturday night ...ya well my mom gave me the straw..what a sweet<3 lol and my aunt was showing me the card of the stripper that was there. he was hella hot,course he was white ::drooling::
my mom was like nah he looked like a lil boy i started to laugh. then she waslike you would have liked him ayissa..i was all like HECK ya. while my mom was drivin she was holding this pencil thingy and it had like an plastic eraser lookin penis on the top i was like what the heck is that. at the end of the plastic penis..ya plastic lol was some lotion gel crap. she was like dont touch that part..i was like okay..mother. i won't i said just let me see it. i asked her what it was for she was like your suppose to put it on and your nipple get hard!!!!!!!!! i was like NICCCCEEE. she told me how about you try it ..haha No i said. i guess she tried it for my dad or something lol ..ewwwww. i asked her about it the next day and she said said that it didn't work...maybe you have to be horny =p. gosh i shoulda tried it then it prolly would have worked perfectly hehe.
ya well my aunt made a big deal about bobby in the carro. she was like ooo he looks like a cute boy. is he good, does he get good grades, why don't you bring him home...all these questions were asked i didn't know when to start answering lol yea but it was cool as long as he liked him lol o well the bell rang i'll finish this entry later! bye bye

-Issa <3
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