01 // Action/Accidental Voice
--frozen goods worth more than a lousy gunshot wound. [That sound would be a high-pitched plaintive whine.] I don't want to be a prostitute. I'm allergic to STDs.
[Admittedly, this isn't the first time Badou's woken up half-naked on some unknown alleyway. In fact, the alley's much cleaner than he remembers it, and this time he's 100% sure he still has both of his kidneys. Sure, he might have been turned into a fetish mutant but... no, actually, that bit is pretty fucked up. Who would stick wings on him? Is there some guy out there with an angel cyclops chainsmoker fetish and his name stamped on Badou's virgin ass? His life would get that messed up.
There are more scuffling sounds as he stumbles into the open and catches sight of some actual people.]
...Shit.
[Well, at least he has company. Maybe the wings are just a trendy upgrade, or the hospital put him on some really weird drugs and he's just dreaming. Or dead.
Either way, there's only one thing to do.]
Hey, anybody got a light? [Brief pause.] And a cigarette would be nice too.
[Admittedly, this isn't the first time Badou's woken up half-naked on some unknown alleyway. In fact, the alley's much cleaner than he remembers it, and this time he's 100% sure he still has both of his kidneys. Sure, he might have been turned into a fetish mutant but... no, actually, that bit is pretty fucked up. Who would stick wings on him? Is there some guy out there with an angel cyclops chainsmoker fetish and his name stamped on Badou's virgin ass? His life would get that messed up.
There are more scuffling sounds as he stumbles into the open and catches sight of some actual people.]
...Shit.
[Well, at least he has company. Maybe the wings are just a trendy upgrade, or the hospital put him on some really weird drugs and he's just dreaming. Or dead.
Either way, there's only one thing to do.]
Hey, anybody got a light? [Brief pause.] And a cigarette would be nice too.