#19

[straydawgstrut]

Oh, this is BULLSHIT. At least I can still fight like this even though Zabimaru won't stop fucking laughing.

(ooc: And for the duration, female!Renji will be played by Balsa of Seirei no Moribito. He's still tall and muscular, but very feminine. And yes, he still has his tattoos. I couldn't be bothered to try to 'shop them in.)

Comments

[rokkuseikatsu]

Nice RACK Renji!

[straydawgstrut]

SHUT THE FUCK UP, BRAT. I CAN STILL KICK YOUR ASS, TITS OR NO TITS.

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[rokkuseikatsu]

[Howling laughter]

It'd just be a bit harder cause of those boobs in the way!

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[straydawgstrut]

FUCK YOU.

Shit, if Matsumoto can kick as much ass as she does, then I oughta be able to learn to fight with these.

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[rokkuseikatsu]

[Still laughing a little, and snickering-]

Come on Renji, I DARE YOU! FUCK ME!

How big are you anyway? kekeke...

[ooc: ilu for this. XD]

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[straydawgstrut]

THAT'S NONE OF YOUR FUCKING BUSINESS.

Anyway, you're not my type, brat. Uchiha know you're out hitting on people?

(ooc: I've had him sitting out the last few events, so I figured he should get in on this one. XD)

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[rokkuseikatsu]

[Laughs a little and gets serious-]

Oi Renji,

I'm just messin' with you. I wouldn't get with you anyway monkey-face.

[ooc: FEEL THE LOVE ♥]

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[straydawgstrut]

Who the hell you calling monkey-face? This body's hot.

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[rokkuseikatsu]

YOU.

Your body might be hot, but that doesn't mean much if you've got a MONKEYFACE, ABARAI.

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[straydawgstrut]

I'VE NEVER HAD A MONKEYFACE, RETARD. I GUESS YOUR EYES ARE AS RETARDED AS THE REST OF YOU.

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[rokkuseikatsu]

I'D BE REALLY MEAN RIGHT NOW BUT I'M NOT THE GIRL HERE!

SO SHUT THE HELL UP RENJI!

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[straydawgstrut]

YOU'RE THE ONE WHO FUCKING STARTED IT, GIVING ME SHIT ABOUT THIS!

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[rokkuseikatsu]

OI! YOU'RE THE ONE WHO SAID IT WAS BULLSHIT!

YOU STARTED IT! I ONLY REPLIED TO YOUR GIRLY SHIT!

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[straydawgstrut]

YOU HAD TO BE A DICK ABOUT IT, TALKING ABOUT MY RACK AND SHIT! BAD ENOUGH I GOT ONE!

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[rokkuseikatsu]

YEAH THAT'S RIGHT I'VE STILL GOT ONE RENJI!

You know - THE STUFF YOU DON'T HAVE BETWEEN YOUR LEGS?

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[straydawgstrut]

I'LL HAVE IT BACK IN A WEEK, BUT YOU'LL STILL BE A RETARD, RETARD!