To Maura, From Renee
Where can one find a pal like Mo B?
Sitting her tushy way up in a tree?
Busting a cap in Dempsey's knee?
I wish i had a Mo B of my own
To take her to Discovery Zone
Even if she does piss and moan
Her hands are covered in pom. juice
M.A.'s daddy called me loose
Maura puts her dog in a noose
Maybe someday Mo will understand
That though she is Irish and potatoes are bland
She is the finest friend in all the land!
Today was rough and that is that
Mo greets my mom by calling her fat
Aladdin's RAJA is the name of her cat
She passes her time by making stir fry
My dog Kempo has something in her eye
We brought her to the vet and he called it a stye
Now the time has come to pass
Mo doesnt like to talk about her ass
She said she had forgotten the feeling of grass.
::dedicated to Jim's funeral picture::
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Sitting her tushy way up in a tree?
Busting a cap in Dempsey's knee?
I wish i had a Mo B of my own
To take her to Discovery Zone
Even if she does piss and moan
Her hands are covered in pom. juice
M.A.'s daddy called me loose
Maura puts her dog in a noose
Maybe someday Mo will understand
That though she is Irish and potatoes are bland
She is the finest friend in all the land!
Today was rough and that is that
Mo greets my mom by calling her fat
Aladdin's RAJA is the name of her cat
She passes her time by making stir fry
My dog Kempo has something in her eye
We brought her to the vet and he called it a stye
Now the time has come to pass
Mo doesnt like to talk about her ass
She said she had forgotten the feeling of grass.
::dedicated to Jim's funeral picture::
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