Since I have last written, I have got a new couch. It is mine. I even swatted Mommy once for sitting on it when I wanted it all for myself. I get my hair all over it. It's nice.
I have discovered the pleasant, catnip like euphoria of rolling in my Mommy's dirty underwear. She smells real good and it makes me very happy.
Daddy is still my number one human. He has been picking me up a lot and I give him kisses. I don't mind being picked up by Daddy, but if my Mommy does it, I hiss at her! Daddy is my favoritest bean in the whole universe.
I have been getting some nice cheese and meat treats lately. Mommy and Daddy have been treating us right since they got this stuff called 'skool munny'. They have to leave to 'skool' for long periods of time though. I don't like that, because I miss my Daddy and sometimes my Mommy, too.
Well, I gotta go terrorize the ferrets and other cats now. I hope you all have a pleasant day.
♥ Hailey