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[strawtogold]

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[strawtogold]

Good one.

Edwina, if I remember correctly - you're a wealthy woman, correct?

[superiffic]

Indeed!

[strawtogold]

And an upstanding young woman like yourself is certainly charitable?

[superiffic]

Of course! My mother says one should always be charitable, as it is kind and generous and makes people forget scandalous past behavior!

Edwina

[strawtogold]

Now, I can't bring myself to imagine you doing anything scandalous.

The reason I'm asking all these questions, milady, is because I, the ridiculous oaf that I am, went and lost big on the Superbowl. Now, I'm not going to tell you I'll starve because I wouldn't want you to feel guilty or anything.

But if you're in the business of loaning money to friends...

Townsend,

[superiffic]

Goodness gracious, Mr. Pierce! Of course! Friends do not let friends suffer from some sort of African starvation death!

Edwina

[strawtogold]

Edwina, you are a lifesaver. Now, I assure you, I'm not the swindling sort and I'll be paying you back as soon as I can.

Townsend

[superiffic]

Do not fear, Mr. Pierce! I would never think you were such a sketchy character!

Re: Townsend

[strawtogold]

Oh, thank goodness. You do need to watch out for those who'd take advantage of your kindness, though, Edwina. Thankfully, I'm not one of those people. Lucky for the both of us!

Townsend

[superiffic]

Indeed! As I do try to use my pepper spray sparingly!

However, hypothetical swindling aside, please refrain from gambling, Mr. Pierce! As my mother says it's the habit of actors and democrats, and I do not believe those are professions you wish to partake in!

Edwina

[strawtogold]

Oh, I know. And my mother's been trying to tell me that for years. I just can't help myself.

But I promise I'll try my best to refrain.

Townsend

[superiffic]

Your mother sounds super!