5 Totally Kick Ass Gals In The First Episodes Of Their Kick Ass Show; A Picspam
Buffy Summers; Buffy the Vampire Slayer (Welcome to the Hellmouth)
Giles "There's a reason why you're here, and a reason why it's now!"
Buffy "Because now is the time my mom moved here."
Giles "Something's coming, something, something, something is - is gonna happen here. Soon!"
Buffy "Gee, can you vague that up for me?"
Buffy"To make you a vampire they have to suck your blood. And then you have to suck their blood.
It's like a whole big sucking thing. Mostly they're just gonna kill you."
Buffy"It's the weirdest thing. He's got two little-little holes in his neck and all
his blood's been drained. Isn't that bizarre? Aren't you just going, "Ooooh"?"
Elliot Reed; [Scrubs] (My First Day)
Elliot "So every male in my family is a doctor:
My dad, my grand-dad and my brother.
I guess that's why dad gave me a guy's name....
made me play sports....date girls. I'm joking."
J.D. "I know. I would have laughed if you'd paused."
J.D. "I thought we cared about each other... "
Elliot "Oh please, if you didn't want to sleep with me, you'd have done the same thing."
J.D. "Well, I'll tell you one thing, the last thing in the world I wanna do is sleep wit'cha now! "
Elliot "Do me right here."
J.D. "Okay."
Elliot "See!"
George Lass; Dead Like Me (Pilot)
George "That's me. I'd say I'm sorry to disappoint you…but I'm not. I excel at not giving a shit.
Experience has taught me that interest begets expectation, and expectation begets disappointment,
so the key to avoiding disappointment is to avoid interest. A equals B equals C equals
A, or…whatever. I also don't have a lot of interest in being a good person or a bad person.
From what I can tell, either way, you're screwed."
George "They say your entire life flashes in front of your eyes the moment before you die?
That might be true if you're terminally ill, or
your parachute doesn't open…but if death sneaks up on you, the
only thing you have time to think is…'Aw, shit.'"
George "Who decides what we look like?"
Mason "I don't know. Maybe this is what our inner child looks like when it grows up."
George "If that were the case, it looks like my inner child's road
to adulthood was paved with crack cocaine, ten-dollar
blowjobs, and maybe even a trick baby or two."
Veronica Mars; Veronica Mars (Pilot)
Veronica "Quite a reputation I've got, huh? You wanna know how I lost my virginity? So do I."
Veronica "This is my school. If you go here, your parents are either millionaires,
or work for millionaires. Neptune, California, a town without the middle class.
If you're in the second group, you get a job. Fast food, movie theaters, mini marts.
Or you could be me. My after school job means tailing philandering spouses or
investigating false injury claims."
Mrs. Murphy "Congratulations, you're my volunteer. Pope. An Essay on Man. Epistle I."
Veronica "'Hope springs eternal in the human breast. Man never is,
but always to be blest: the soul, uneasy and confined from home,
rests and expatiates in a life to come.'"
Mrs. Murphy "And what do you suppose Pope meant by that?"
Veronica "Life's a bitch until you die."
Wallace "I suddenly feel like I'm in a scene from The Outsiders."
Veronica "Be cool, Sodapop."
Veronica "You know what they say about Veronica Mars: she's a marshmellow."
Zoë Washburne; Firefly (Serenity)
Zoë "Sir, we don't want to deal with Patience again."
Mal "Why not?"
Zoë "She shot you."
Mal "Well, yeah, she did a bit."
Simon "What happens if they board us?"
Zoë "If they take the ship, they'll rape us to death,
eat our flesh, and sew our skins into their clothing. And if we're very,
very lucky, they'll do it in that order."