Eli "Weevil" Navarro (with a hint of Veronica/Weevil); a picspam
(I know. It should be "An," but give me a break. I was running on empty. :D)
Weevil Sister. The only time I care what a woman has to say is when she's riding my big old hog. Even then, it's not so much words, just a bunch of "oohs" and "ahs" you know?
Veronica So it's big huh?
Weevil Legendary.
Veronica Well , lets see it. I mean if it's as big as you say, I'll be your girlfriend. We could go to prom together. What? What seems to be the problem? I'm on a schedule here vato.
Weevil Baby, I'll buy a piñata.
Veronica Will you buy me a piñata full of steroids?
Weevil Hey, you want a sody-pop?
Veronica Actually, I think I want something with a little more kick. [Takes Duncan's bottle.] Hmm, iced tea. How very musical theater of you.
Veronica Hey.
Weevil See, there you go with that head tilt thing. You know, you think you're all bad-ass, but whenever you need something, it's all "Hey."
Veronica Just be glad I don't flip my hair. I'd own you.
Weevil If you're looking for my trophy, it's back by auto shop.
Veronica Lube job? Or, can you medal in stealing hub caps?
Weevil Is this 1970? Rims, baby.
Veronica So you got a trophy for a rim job?
Weevil Forget it. Look, I got some information for you.
Veronica Finally! A Deep Throat to call my own.
Weevil I'm not going to touch that one.
Weevil Yo, Martha. I heard you took a ride downtown behind the 187. So did you flop for the cops or did the local Wapner hook you up with some ankle bling?
Veronica You know the deal, cuz. Every time some kitty cries in this town, one-time tries to put a call on me. Speaking of bling, what's up with the hoops? If I rub your head, do I get three wishes?
Weevil You rub my head, and you might want to make seeing tomorrow your first wish.
Weevil Look, should I be expecting a visit from Lamb? If I know I'm being brought in, I'll put on my good underwear, you know?
Veronica You should really do that anyway.
Veronica And how can I help you, sir?
Weevil I need a favor.
Veronica Ah, a favor - one of our specialties.
Weevil I need you to bug the confessional at St. Mary's church.
Veronica Um...I'm sorry. That's not on our menu. Maybe you should try "You're crazy" down the street?
Weevil Is it your undying love for me,or just good old fashioned lust?
Veronica Que?
Weevil That kept you from turning me in?
Veronica Love...Of rollercoasters. And hatred of anything that requires me to tie a sweater over my shoulders and be at sea with my classmates...Nothing to do with you.
Weevil I need your help.
Veronica Ah, if I had fifty bucks every time someone said that.
Weevil Look, I know it's a drag being you, and...
Veronica No, seriously. I'm gonna need fifty bucks if you expect me to keep listening
Weevil Well, I'm banking on curiosity getting the better of you...
Veronica Alright tell me! Damn my curiosity!
Veronica You here to confess? Is that your tail I see between your legs?
Weevil No. But I can see how you might get confused.
Weevil You believe me?
Veronica How could I not when you're batting those maybelline lashes at me?
Weevil Guess I'll wash some spoiled bitch's graduation gift from daddy, huh?
Veronica I'm not spoiled, and uh, technically, it wasn't for graduation.
Weevil What about the bitch part?
Veronica That depends on who you ask. How are you, Weevil? I haven't seen you...
Weevil Since that awkward arrested-for-murder incident? Yeah! I remember.
Veronica You plea bargained down to assault?
Weevil And now I'm working at the car wash. Which, as it turns out, is not as fun as the song might sound.
Veronica Where's Lilly's necklace?
Weevil Someone left a bracelet in my bed last week. Or wait, was it a hoop earring...
Veronica I'm not playing with you.
Weevil Don't you get it? I have no idea what you're talking about.
Veronica Oh, you don't, huh? Let me spell it out: I tell you about a working on-campus casino. Six hours later, it's held up by a guy, your size, wearing a mask, who happens to be covered in a thin film of drywall dust and the stench of Drakkar cologne.
Weevil My cologne stinks? So, all this play I've been getting is from pure sex appeal?
Veronica You just told my classmates that your old life of crime was calling. You just asked me about Lilly's necklace.
Weevil I can't believe you'd think I'd do that - to you - after all we've been through.
Veronica After all we've been through, can you really blame me?
Weevil Sometimes the girls get put off by this old motorcycle jacket thing. Do you think something in suede might make me seem more...accessible?
Veronica Someone stole your laptop?
Duncan There was this poker game at Logan's last night. Weevil won five grand and someone stole the money. This is his way of collecting.
Veronica You lie down with dogs, you're gonna get fleas.
Duncan I didn't invite him.
Veronica I wasn't talking about Weevil.
Veronica [Holding a tag that says #333] Do you mind if I give this Anarchist Cookbook back to Weevil?
Butters You know his locker number?
Veronica Who else would brag about meeting Satan halfway?
This Picspam has been brought to you by the awesomeness that is, Veronica Mars. (And Eli "Weevil" Navarro!) I decided to do this because I've been re-watching my VM DVDs and my love for Weevil has been growing. My OTP for VM is Veronica/Weevil, and don't forget that shit. (They would have been the best couple on that show, EVER!) So.
I also did this because Veronica Mars ranked #11 on my top shows to see before you die, missing the mark by a single slot. I really do believe this show is something everyone should see before they meet their maker, and I decided to commemorate that little fact!