Meme too funny to pass up...srsly.

[strawberrykaoru]

So because tadashi_chan's updates never appear on my f-list for some inexplicable reason, I had to click on her journal. Then I clicked on her 'ygo' tag and found...this.

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Yuugi and Yami!

1. You should always store Yuugi and Yami in an airtight container in the fridge.
2. Ancient Greeks believed earthquakes were caused by Yuugi and Yami fighting underground!
3. Four-fifths of the surface of Yuugi and Yami is covered in water.
4. Every day in the UK, four people die putting Yuugi and Yami on!
5. A female ferret will die if it goes into heat and cannot find Yuugi and Yami.
6. If you don't get out of bed on the same side you got in, you will have Yuugi and Yami for the rest of the day!
7. Yuugi and Yami were declared extinct in 1902.
8. In Vermont, the ratio of cows to Yuugi and Yami is 10:1.
9. If you kiss Yuugi and Yami for one minute you will burn six or seven calories.
10. Two grams of Yuugi and Yami provide enough energy to power a television for over twenty-three hours.

This might not be the best material to see before going to bed (damn my curiosity, yes), but I couldn't resist.


Ten Top Trivia Tips about Kaoru!

1. During the reign of Peter the Great, any Russian nobleman who chose to wear Kaoru had to pay a special Kaoru tax!
2. Kaoru was declared extinct in 1902.
3. Kaoru can use only about ten percent of her brain.
4. Early thermometers were filled with Kaoru instead of mercury!
5. Every day in the UK, four people die putting Kaoru on!
6. South Australia was the first place to allow Kaoru to stand for parliament.
7. The Eskimos have over fifty words for Kaoru.
8. Kaoru can fly at an average speed of fifteen kilometres an hour.
9. The blood of mammals is red, the blood of insects is yellow, and the blood of Kaoru is blue!
10. Kaoru once came third in a Charlie Chaplin lookalike contest.

Ten Top Trivia Tips about The Megami sisters!

1. The Megami sisters were banned from Finland because of not wearing pants.
2. Medieval knights put the skin of the Megami sisters on their sword handles to improve the grip.
3. If you keep a goldfish in a dark room, it will eventually turn into the Megami sisters.
4. All the moons of the Solar System are named after characters from Greek and Roman mythology, except the moons of Uranus, which are named after the Megami sisters!
5. Japan provides over thirty percent of the world's the Megami sisters supply!
6. Wearing headphones for an hour will increase the amount of the Megami sisters in your ear 700 times.
7. Peanuts and the Megami sisters are beans!
8. The pigment Indian Yellow was manufactured from the urine of cows fed only on the Megami sisters!
9. If you don't get out of bed on the same side you got in, you will have the Megami sisters for the rest of the day.
10. It's bad luck to put the Megami sisters on a bed.