Sakito bent forward, taking in the gorgeous sight before him with a loving smile.
“Hello, my cute little baby!” He purred as he took the squishy and warm thing in his hand, blowing a sweet kiss on its top. “Daddy’s here now to take good care of you.”
“You know, I really appreciate it, you trying and all,” Its actual owner now said, looking down at Sakito disturbed, “But talking to my dick like that is kinda degrading,” Ni~ya growled, glancing down at his naked form and onto his crotch where his lover had placed himself comfortably.
“And it’s not little!” He pouted, offended.
Giving the fleshy object in his hand a light squeeze, Sakito smiled innocently at Ni~ya and said, “You talk to my ass like that all the time, Mister.”
At that, Ni~ya only smirked.
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*A/N: I was reading a manga (yes, a perverted one X3~) half-heartedly, when I stumbled across the title for this drabble. The title means as much as "Hello, Mr. Big-Dick!" XDDD Made the lost time I was reading that dump seem worthwhile at least. ^^;