THE GOOD NEWS IS I'M NOT DEAD

Aug 29, 2011 13:11

So Hurricane Irene turned into Tropical Storm Irene turned into Massive Fucking Windstorm Irene, and to put it simply, nothing really happened. It didn't even rain. Worse letdown than Earl, except Earl didn't put out power. I think we lost it at around noon but it came back for good at about nine that night, but started flickering off and on at eight thirtyish. It messed up our Internet connection, though, so I've been using our neighbor's but it kinda sucks.

So yeah, good news is, I haven't died!

The bad news is I've caught something and I'm about to get really sick. Like, the-mere-action-of-getting-up-to-go-puke-my-guts-out-in-the-toilet-instead-of-doing-it-all-over-my-bed-makes-me-want-to-shoot-myself sick. Half my family's already had this bug and it is bad and I would ask someone to hold and coddle me but then you would get sick, too, and nobody wants that.

I have to work tonight, too, ughhh, don't make me go to woooork. If I start feeling worse I'm going to call my dad/the boss and just be like "daaaaaddyyyy i'm siiiiccckkk ;_;" and wham, insta-day-off. Actually I'd feel really bad because it was only going to be me, him and the new guy tonight but I don't want to puke all over the ice cream; that'd be gross.

Anyway, just wanted to let you all know that I am not dead yet! Thanks to everyone who sent me well-wishes before the storm. ♥

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