What! You do??? I need to know it! It's been bugging me like crazy! Please please please? With whipped cream, sprinkles, blanched almonds and a cherry on top? And maybe even some gummy worms?
gahh =X i weel only give you the front bit. you go figure out the rest yourself =X
a young bunny decided one day to go out and see the world for herself. she went along, hoppity-hop, all bright-eyed and bushy-tailed, until suddenly she came across an aardvark, which she had never seen before. "hello," she said, "what are you?" the aardvark replied...
(please, please remember the rest so i don't have to tell it =X)
no, the very next line is dirty! i can't say it! gahh! >.<
i will... let you fill in the blanks, like a good censorship-wielder :P
so the aardvark replied "____ me and i'll tell you." so the bunny does, and the aardvark tells her.
happy in her newfound knowledge, the bunny continues on her way, hoppity-hop, bright-eyed and bushy-tailed, until she comes across a baboon, which she had never seen before. "hello," she says, "what are you?" the baboon replies "____ me and i'll tell you." so the bunny does, and the baboon tells her.
(you know how it goes with other animals -- cater it according to audience interest, until...)
happy in her newfound knowledge, the bunny continues on her way, hoppity-hop, bright-eyed and bushy-tailed, until she comes across a whapalongzoongit.
*waits for audience response, without which the punch line can't be delivered*
(and i am not, under ANY circumstances, with ANY amount of pleading, going to give the punch line!! not on my life!!! >.< you HAVE to remember it now!)
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a young bunny decided one day to go out and see the world for herself. she went along, hoppity-hop, all bright-eyed and bushy-tailed, until suddenly she came across an aardvark, which she had never seen before. "hello," she said, "what are you?" the aardvark replied...
(please, please remember the rest so i don't have to tell it =X)
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i will... let you fill in the blanks, like a good censorship-wielder :P
so the aardvark replied "____ me and i'll tell you." so the bunny does, and the aardvark tells her.
happy in her newfound knowledge, the bunny continues on her way, hoppity-hop, bright-eyed and bushy-tailed, until she comes across a baboon, which she had never seen before. "hello," she says, "what are you?" the baboon replies "____ me and i'll tell you." so the bunny does, and the baboon tells her.
(you know how it goes with other animals -- cater it according to audience interest, until...)
happy in her newfound knowledge, the bunny continues on her way, hoppity-hop, bright-eyed and bushy-tailed, until she comes across a whapalongzoongit.
*waits for audience response, without which the punch line can't be delivered*
(and i am not, under ANY circumstances, with ANY amount of pleading, going to give the punch line!! not on my life!!! >.< you HAVE to remember it now!)
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