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[strawberried]

Alright, I give up. This is some kind of resort place in, fuck me, the Caribbean or something, right? The South Pacific?

Whatever. You've seen one island resort, you've seen them all. Point is, I need to get the hell out of here, since tomorrow is Monday, and that means Ishida's gonna put me in some more gay pink glasses or something

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[anti_buttons]

I do think that all of my surprises have been exceptionally well-planned!

[anti_buttons]

This, however, had nothing to do with me. I'm sure that Urahara is behind it.

[strawberried]

...Shit, I should've called Urahara.

[anti_buttons]

Oh, no, you shouldn't have. The last thing I want is for you two to be on speaking terms. I'll handle it.

[strawberried]

If he got us here, then he can get us out, right? Because Nel's suffocating me with her boobs again, and I can't find a goddamn taxi.

[anti_buttons]

I do wish she would save that for the camera. Of course, she's a habit of being a little, well, undignified about it.

[strawberried]

You want her to suffocate me on camera?

[anti_buttons]

If the pose is proper? Absolutely.

[strawberried]

The shit I do for you, Ishida.

[anti_buttons]

The money I pay you, and the fame I've brought you, Kurosaki.

[strawberried]

I just liked your clothes.

[anti_buttons]

Now, now, don't try to dismiss our relationship so cursorily.

[strawberried]

You were the one that approached me.

[anti_buttons]

Of course. Do you regret it?

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[strawberried]

...

THAT ICON HAHAHA WHY

[strawberried]

No.