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Shit. That was a curse, right?
Keeping the dagger would've been nice. At least the vizier is dead, though. Fucking creepy old man.
Uh. Rukia? You sure you're okay? After. Uh. Fuck.
[[ooc; Ichigo? Was totally running on walls and stripping as the Prince of Persia. Rukia was his scantily-clad Maharajah's daughter sidekick. One suggestive cutscene ( Read more... )
Keeping the dagger would've been nice. At least the vizier is dead, though. Fucking creepy old man.
Uh. Rukia? You sure you're okay? After. Uh. Fuck.
[[ooc; Ichigo? Was totally running on walls and stripping as the Prince of Persia. Rukia was his scantily-clad Maharajah's daughter sidekick. One suggestive cutscene ( Read more... )
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---> My name is Ishida Uryuu! Did it hurt falling from heaven?
---> Let's talk about the American Revolutionary War!
---> Your hair is a very pleasant shade of orange.
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---> What is your favorite food?
---> How do you feel about the Cuban Missile Crisis?
What is your favorite food?
[ooc: ICHIGO MAY HAVE BEAT HIS GAME BUT ISHIDA DIDN'T. PLUS, HE IS NOT IN CONTROL OF HIS OWN ANSWERS! IT'S LIKE SOMETHING WANTS HIM TO WIN. ]
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Fuck, this is a curse.
Uh. Chocolate.
[[ooc; Complimenting his hair would've been the better option, Ishida-kuuuuuun. ;D ]]
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---> I also like chocolate! Chocolate is very good. Milk chocolate, Dark chocolate, chocolates with fillings, candy (insert lecture on chocolate)
---> What a fine jaw line!
---> Your hair is a very pleasant shade of orange.
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---> Is that a pen in your pocket or are you glad to see me?
---> What type of chocolate is your favorite?
---> How do you feel about SARS?
Your hair is a very pleasant shade of orange.
NOT IT IS NOT, WHAT THE HEL--
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---> Yes, I had a very similar reaction when I first saw your wonderful ass! (WH---)
---> What a fine jaw line!
---> My compliments are very impressive! Let me try another! I believe that God broke the mold with you!
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---> Is that a pen in your pocket or are you glad to see me?
---> How do you feel about the current price of gasoline?
---> Is something wrong? Should I kiss it better?
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My compliments are very impressive! Let me try another! I believe that God broke the mold with you!
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---> Is that a pen in your pocket or are you glad to see me?
---> Is something wrong? What am I doing wrong? How can I make it up to you?
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1 pair leopard print gloves. "Do you like the pattern? I made these for you!"
I'VE NEVER--
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---> Is that a pen in your pocket or are you glad to see me?
---> But you like them, right?
---> Gay! That's the point, right?
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---> I think they match you wonderfully. We just need to get you a nice jacket, and...
---> In 1776, the American colonies...
---> You look like you keep fit! I like that!
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But you like them, right?
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---> Is that a pen in your pocket or are you glad to see me?
---> ... Fine. How much do I need to pay you for a kiss?
---> B-but, why?! I worked so hard on them! Why?!
---> What kind of gift would you like?
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---> Clearly, you have no taste.
---> What a fine jaw line!
---> Global warming is a serious problem. Understand that the Ozone layer (insert lecture).
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What kind of gift would you like?
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WAIT. ARE YOU TRYING TO GET IN MY PANTS.
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---> Is that a pen in your pocket or are you glad to see me?
---> Would you like me to be trying to get into your pants?
---> Whatever gave you that idea~? Let's find a hotel?
---> Is there enough room in your pants for two people?
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---> Yes.
---> No.
---> NO, of course not! How sleazy! We barely know one another, Ichigo, and it would be much too soon! I must woo you first! Let's share a sundae!
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Would you like me to be trying to get into your pants?
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---> Is that a yes?
---> Is that a no?
---> Shall we discuss the merits of investing in a stock market?
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Shall we discuss the merits of investing in a stock market?
[ ooc: clearly, with such a warm reception, the player is beginning to give up actually trying to WIN ]
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[[ooc; He's totally creeped out.]]
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