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[strawberried]

Shit, not again--

Oi. Ishida. You got a crush on Inoue or something?

Fucking--

And Rukia... did you and Renji ever... did you guys ever have a thing?

fjdsklfsakdl

And why is everyone in this city fucking retarded?

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[written_rancor]

Because we have posts such as this to contribute to the idiocy.

[strawberried]

... Hey.

[written_rancor]

You wanted an honest answer.

[strawberried]

Are you always such an ass?

[written_rancor]

Just when dealing with temperamental teenagers.

[strawberried]

I'm not temperamental!

[[ooc; WAY TO PROVE HIM WRONG, ICHIGO. GOOD GOING.]]

[written_rancor]

Probably hormonal, too.

((Strawberry is to be commended for his tact!))

[strawberried]

I AM NOT HORMONAL.

[[ooc; He has it in spades, obviously.]]

[written_rancor]

YES, BECAUSE WE ALL KNOW THAT CAPS LOCK IS TOTALLY NOT CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL, HORMONAL KIDS.

[strawberried]

I SAID I WASN'T HORMONAL. OR--WELL--FUCK YOU.

[[ooc; Why am I getting a little thrill spamming with a Depp? :D ]]

[written_rancor]

AND HERE I THOUGHT WE WERE REALLY GETTING TO KNOW ONE ANOTHER THROUGH THESE INSIGHTFUL, WELL-MEANING QUESTIONS.

((Because this is thrilling, SERIOUS BUSINESS. Caps lock duel with Strawberryhead and Writerman? A memorable encounter right thar. :B))

[strawberried]

DAMN YOU REALLY ARE AN ASS.

[[ooc; AHUR. :B I WONDER WHO WILL WIN AND BY THAT I MEAN WRITERMAN WILL TTLY PWN.]]

[written_rancor]

NOW THAT'S JUST JUDGMENTAL. I ANSWERED YOUR QUESTION OUT OF THE INFINITE KINDNESS OF MY HEART, AND YOU ATTACK ME. ARE YOU REALLY BURIED THAT DEEP IN YOUR THINLY VEILED ANGST THAT YOU CANNOT SEE YOUR WRONG-DOING?

((Ichigo totally marked himself for future harassment and snark. GOOD JOB. D:))

[strawberried]

I AM NOT--ANGST--BURIED--

BITE ME, ASS.

[[ooc; YAY. HARRASSMENT AND SNARK.]]

[written_rancor]

YOUR SPEECHLESSNESS IS UNDERSTANDABLE. I'D BE CONFLICTED TOO IF I COULDN'T THINK UP ANY BETTER INSULTS THAN "ASS", FUCKFACE.

[strawberried]

YOU'RE THE FUCKFACE, ASSWIPE.