Lymon

Feb 13, 2004 13:10

Lymon is popularly believed by most people to be the mix of lemon and lime flavors that the people of Coca-Cola use in Sprite. It is in fact an Invisible Companion of my acquaintance that happens to exude what is popularly sold as Sprite.
He is very small, maybe 6 inches high with pointy ears and a bit of a turned up nose, but he exudes gallons of the stuff daily, in a highly concentrated form of course. Due to his penchant for elfin clothing, the soda was named Sprite.
Once, at Universtiy, he fell into a pile of cherished lies that had been raked up from the quad and since his syrup is so sticky we couldn't get him clean for weeks.
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