Warning: this entry contains all caps and adult language
DEAR WOMAN WHO THINKS SHE IS SO CUTE AND AMAZING AND BRILLIANT BUT IS ACTUALLY IN HER LATE 60S, FAT, STUPID, AND INSIPID:
DO NOT ASK ME TO CORRECT THE WINE INFORMATION ON THIS DOCUMENT AGAIN OR IMPLY THAT I AM STUPID WHEN I TYPE THE INCORRECT SHIT EXACTLY AS YOU HAVE WRITTEN IT. YOU ARE THE PR PERSON FOR A WINERY. I AM A STRAIGHTEDGE INTERN. WHO DO YOU THINK IS THE ONE WHO ACTUALLY KNOWS ANYTHING ABOUT WINE IN THIS DUO? I CAN TELL YOU IT ISN'T ME.
ALSO THERE IS AN A ON THE END OF MY NAME. MELISSA. IS IT REALLY THAT HARD TO SAY? I HATE MY NAME BUT YOU CAN AT LEAST GIVE ME THE COURTESY OF SAYING IT FUCKING CORRECTLY. NOR IS MY NAME BABE, HON, SWEETIE, CUTIE, OR ANY OTHER ENDEARMENT. DO I LOOK LIKE YOUR FUCKING BABE? NO. NO I DO NOT.
DIE IN A FUCKING FIRE.
DO NOT ASK ME TO CORRECT THE WINE INFORMATION ON THIS DOCUMENT AGAIN OR IMPLY THAT I AM STUPID WHEN I TYPE THE INCORRECT SHIT EXACTLY AS YOU HAVE WRITTEN IT. YOU ARE THE PR PERSON FOR A WINERY. I AM A STRAIGHTEDGE INTERN. WHO DO YOU THINK IS THE ONE WHO ACTUALLY KNOWS ANYTHING ABOUT WINE IN THIS DUO? I CAN TELL YOU IT ISN'T ME.
ALSO THERE IS AN A ON THE END OF MY NAME. MELISSA. IS IT REALLY THAT HARD TO SAY? I HATE MY NAME BUT YOU CAN AT LEAST GIVE ME THE COURTESY OF SAYING IT FUCKING CORRECTLY. NOR IS MY NAME BABE, HON, SWEETIE, CUTIE, OR ANY OTHER ENDEARMENT. DO I LOOK LIKE YOUR FUCKING BABE? NO. NO I DO NOT.
DIE IN A FUCKING FIRE.