034. [ Voice Post ]
Man, you know, I woke up with the worst headache this morning. I know I drank a metric ass-ton last night and all - can't even remember what was eating me - but shit.
Jus' so you guys know, cooking sherry tastes like ASS. I swear I was sucking it out of a pucker for how damn bad it was.
[Sound of papers being rifled through.]
... Huh. Look at all this boring wordy shit. That handwriting is indecipherable. The hell is this.
Wait a minute. Is this mine?
Okay, this is weird. Was I possessed with the power of pseudoscience yesterday or what? I need a drink.
Any pretty company feel up to joinin' me? I've got the weirdest urge to just...
Well, I guess it's not so weird. Who wouldn't, right?
[ ooc: BECAUSE THERE JUST WEREN'T ENOUGH WHORES IN PURGATORIUM ALREADY. ♥ I was going to hold out but in the end I couldn't resist sleazy!Shu. ]
Jus' so you guys know, cooking sherry tastes like ASS. I swear I was sucking it out of a pucker for how damn bad it was.
[Sound of papers being rifled through.]
... Huh. Look at all this boring wordy shit. That handwriting is indecipherable. The hell is this.
Wait a minute. Is this mine?
Okay, this is weird. Was I possessed with the power of pseudoscience yesterday or what? I need a drink.
Any pretty company feel up to joinin' me? I've got the weirdest urge to just...
Well, I guess it's not so weird. Who wouldn't, right?
[ ooc: BECAUSE THERE JUST WEREN'T ENOUGH WHORES IN PURGATORIUM ALREADY. ♥ I was going to hold out but in the end I couldn't resist sleazy!Shu. ]