095.

[strategy_master]

It seems we'll be waiting some time for a quiet moment.

One does wonder what the true cause of this is. Have the gods finally gone mad? Is it vengeance for that little end of the world incident? Or is it not the gods at all?

I only hope I can get through to the end of it without being dismembered by a group of small angry children. Although the '

Comments

Voice

[ore_wa_gundam]

???

Peedeeo-feeline???

Re: Voice

[strategy_master]

Quite. Something to do with cat's feet, as I understand.

Voice

[ore_wa_gundam]

Cat with big feet?? I saw the reply to Allelujah!!

Mister, you know where to find dogs as big as horses???

[strategy_master]

Hmm?

What would you want with such a thing, I wonder.

Voice

[ore_wa_gundam]

Prince Lelouch says they be guard dogs!! For United States of Gundam!!!

I am Exia Gundam!!!

Re: Voice

[strategy_master]

Ah, I see that some things will never change.

I really can't recommend such large dogs; they're bound to have heart problems. Alternatively, select a poodle. Smother it in butter to ensure against air resistance, allowing it to run faster.

Voice - gksdhgjksh OH GOD XDDD

[ore_wa_gundam]

Large dogs have heart problems??? Sounds very bad!!! But we need big dog to ride on and fight!!! And we can feed cake to the dog so that it moves!!!

...

...

Mister, you know where to find poodle?? And, and, and...butter??

HE HAS A THING ABOUT SETSUNA AND BUTTER I DON'T EVEN KNOW ANY MORE.

[strategy_master]

I'm not quite sure about a poodle, but a rat might be sufficient. As far as butter goes, check your bedside drawer. I imagine you have a stick in there, though I've no idea why.

Voice - *DIES. JUST DIES*

[ore_wa_gundam]

Rat is tiny!!! Cannot sit on rat...

Mister is very clever!!! I found butter!!! Thank you!!!

[covert_chord]

Why do you have butter in your drawer, Soran?

[strategy_master]

It lubricates cat paws, helping them slide into small shoes when their feet are too large.

[covert_chord]

Oh.

....but we only have one cat here, and he's my cat! Do I have butter in my bedside drawer then? Lemme check...

[strategy_master]

I imagine the stick gets passed around. Perhaps Setsuna was simply on butter duty for that day.

[covert_chord]

Really?

......no, there's no butter here. There's, um...a bottle here. ...I think it has oil in it. It's really slippery.

[strategy_master]

A lubricant for something larger.

... Dog paws, perhaps.

[covert_chord]

Oh! Maybe I should find Veda and get shoes for him, then I can use the oil to put them on him?