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May 14, 2008 19:28

Two things.

I need adults to assist in bringing water from the river. There is a building burning, and time is of the essence; it can easily spread to others, so act swiftly!

As for the other matter...

I hear there are some bad children around.You know what happens to bad children when they go off starting fires and causing heart attacks, ( Read more... )

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wrathonstrings May 14 2008, 18:58:41 UTC
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Building's aren't alive, stupid.

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strategy_master May 14 2008, 18:59:46 UTC
Most of them aren't space aliens.

It's a mere disguise, small delicious child.

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wrathonstrings May 14 2008, 19:00:55 UTC
My Mother won't let me die.

Besides, I gotta go...shoot someone. Guns are heavier than I thought...

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strategy_master May 14 2008, 19:08:27 UTC
We shall see. Your mother won't be able to help you once you enter my digestive tract.

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wrathonstrings May 14 2008, 19:10:16 UTC
Mother's more powerful than a clocktower. She can take on whole planets.

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strategy_master May 14 2008, 19:13:44 UTC
Psh. I could take her.

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wrathonstrings May 14 2008, 19:22:36 UTC
Maybe for ten seconds, if you're really good.

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strategy_master May 14 2008, 19:23:18 UTC
I'm incredible.

Even the gods couldn't match me. And your mother can't defeat gods, can she?

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wrathonstrings May 14 2008, 19:25:52 UTC
Mother is god.

And no one can take on a god unless they're one too.

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strategy_master May 14 2008, 19:33:16 UTC
I'm more powerful than any god. I'm the greatest being in the universe.

Your mother stands no chance.

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wrathonstrings May 14 2008, 19:34:40 UTC
You're wrong. Mother is...

Mother...?

MOTHER MOTHER MOTHEEEEEEEEEEER!!!

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strategy_master May 14 2008, 19:45:42 UTC
--!! What's wrong?

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wrathonstrings May 14 2008, 19:47:36 UTC
I WANT MY MOTHER! I...GROWN UPS DON'T KNOW ANYTHING!!

[Screaming.]

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strategy_master May 14 2008, 19:54:32 UTC
What makes you say that?

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wrathonstrings May 14 2008, 20:01:33 UTC
Because you all lie about my Mother!

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Voice regenerable May 14 2008, 19:00:46 UTC
Don't listen to him! He's lying to us!

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