072.

[strategy_master]

... Strange dreams, in my experience, never bode well.
There is a boy called Sora here, isn't there?

Additionally, I would like the prankster who stole my shoes to know that I will be filing an official Missing Persons Items report if they're not returned within the day unharmed unaltered.

What is this fixation with my shoes all about?

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Comments

HERE HAVE A SNARKY HEINE ): <33

[entfesselt]

Stole your shoes?

... Yeah. Some prank that is. They got you good.

dfjsoih OH HEINE.

[strategy_master]

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I'm not quite sure what point you're trying to make. Those shoes are important to me.

dsfdlskgn LOL I'M SO SORRY FOR THIS SHU, HE'S JUST IN A BAD MOOD

[entfesselt]

Are they. Well, you know that saying. If you love them, let them go.

They'll come back, maybe, and if they don't? ... Well. Obviously you need to find yourself another pair of shoes.

lihjfdoish SHU'S CONFUSED BUT I LOVE IT, BB. ): SO MUCH.

[strategy_master]

... Are you completely mad?

They're inanimate. They didn't really have a choice in their abduction.

JUST WAIT UNTIL HE GETS TO HOJO

[entfesselt]

Occasionally. I'm generally a lot less friendly then.

But you can't really say that for sure, can you.

HOJO OHOHOHO. I need to post for him todayyy god.

[strategy_master]

Delightful. You'll fit right in.

I've had them for a long time. I'm sure if they were alive, they'd have gone and fixed their soles a long time ago.

YESSS, AND THEN I CAN LOVE ALL OVER IT.

[entfesselt]

Glad to hear it.

Unless they were comfortable with their appearance. But I guess you really wouldn't know, would you. No wonder your shoes left you.

ASAP BB, ASAP~.

[strategy_master]

Do you mean to imply my shoes left me because I didn't understand what they really wanted and thus, made our relationship together uncomfortable and unhappy?

UNF SEXY <3

[entfesselt]

That's exactly it.

Wow. Way to go.

NOT AS SEXY AS YOU.

[strategy_master]

What was I thinking.

I will have to devise a strategy for winning them back.

ONLY ON WEDNESDAYS~ AND THAT MAKES SENSE SOMEHOW

[entfesselt]

You think chocolate and flowers can really fix something like this? You're more desperate than I thought.

WEDNESDAY IS DEFINITELY PEAK CHELSEY TIME.

[strategy_master]

I was thinking a good clean and polish, myself. Chocolate and flowers would create something of a mulch the next time I put them on.

THIS IS TTLY NOT HIS RAEPFACE ICON, NOOO NOT AT ALL

[entfesselt]

There's always that, yeah. And when you get them back, I'd recommend stapling them to your feet.

AND THIS IS DEFINITELY NOT SHU'S I'M ALL UP FOR IT ICON, EITHER.

[strategy_master]

Of course. What is stapling, precisely?

OH BB, IT'S ON.

[entfesselt]

... You don't have staples where you come from? That shit's basic.

EXCELLENT.

[strategy_master]

I've been educated on a great many advancements since my arrival, but I'm afraid some of the most obvious things often slip through the cracks. Do enlighten me.