052.: strategy

strategy_master

052.

Feb 18, 2008 00:42

Attention very small children.

My name is Shu, and I am a mutant space alien. I'm going to eat you all.

I've been noticing that you intend to gather at the clock tower. Clearly my plan is working! You see, I have disguised myself as a clock tower, and I will gobble you all up the moment you come near me.

Of course, what I will fail to tell you is that staying in the safety of your homes with an adult is my only weakness. You will never get that out of me for as long as I live.

So come, children.

Come into my hungry gullet and let me know the taste of human flesh.

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