Nov 14, 2007 13:43
Attention recruits of the Shinra Army Company.
My name is Shu. From here on, I will be your active military and general strategist. I have looked at your files, and I have researched the history of the Company since its beginning, and I believe I have identified several significant weaknesses and judgemental errors - most of all due to an innate lack of discipline and dedication amongst the members.
You have all grown far too comfortable with your positions.
Playtime is over, gentlemen. I will not play kindly and I do not use kid gloves. I am going to whip you all into shape before we're done.
For the next month, there will be routine 5am runs from one end of the city to the other. And I do mean runs. I don't want to see people walking, and if your jog is too slow, I will inform you. This is not just for the departments that specialise in battle. This will be a good exercise for all of you to get into the habit of. To remain dedicated to your job requires considerable discipline. This will show me that you are worthy of the Shinra Company name.
Our jogging route is going out on a flyer. If you don't get one, that is no excuse for not turning up. Should you have genuine reason to be incapable of performing this task - and being lazy is, I assure you, not sufficient on its own - you may comment here and tell me, and I will exempt you from the roster and find an alternative task you are able to perform.
Edit: This is a matter applicable only to those with valid obligations and workloads that would make the 5am run particularly difficult. There has been question by those who would like to create their own tasks to work to their schedule, and I'll say for now that it is perfectly acceptable to submit your own work and exercise roster for review. If it is sufficient, it will be accepted. Be sure, however, that I will take lengths to ensure that you live up to your promises.
There are further changes pending. For now, gentlemen, enjoy the fresh air.
response: peony,
response: rufus,
response: ffvii!cloud,
response: rangiku,
subject: shu is watching you,
response: itachi,
response: kakashi,
classification: ic,
response: misa,
response: elena,
response: yachiru,
classification: public,
response: kazuki,
response: wonderwice,
response: lucrecia,
response: viral,
response: reno,
response: misao,
subject: shu is still a bastard sry,
response: larxene,
response: zack,
subject: shu is lethal in large doses,
response: lime,
response: logan,
response: nemu,
response: vincent,
subject: shinra,
response: naminé,
subject: shu's magical training regime,
response: tamaki,
response: tseng,
response: asellus,
response: aaron