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[strategy_master]

For future reference, if anyone would like something delivered to their posts during this stakeout, I would be more than happy to send a messenger around. However, I do ask/suggest/order that you do not drink on the job. I'm told it makes performing certain unsavoury acts slightly easier, but given that the visceral satisfaction of braining a man

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[Private to Shu]

[thorn_of_rose]

Sometimes I wonder if you're not psychic, too.

Particularly about the slurring.

[Private to Asellus]

[strategy_master]

Possibly. I'm brilliant in all other respects.

Let's do that.

[Private to Shu]

[thorn_of_rose]

This is true. You genius, you.

Right. I'll be down in a moment.

[Private to Asellus]

[strategy_master]

At last, my talents are fully recognised.

I've missed you, you know. Don't keep me waiting.

[Private to Shu]

[thorn_of_rose]

Don't go getting too big of a head about it.

You need to be home more often. It's lonely otherwise. Yes, sir.

[Private to Sellz]

[strategy_master]

Difficult to stop with all these lovely compliments.

Once it's all over, Sellz, I'll be around so often that you'll fast get sick of seeing me.

[Private to Shu]

[thorn_of_rose]

Do make an effort.

Shu, if I could ever get sick of seeing you I wouldn't have stuck around this long. What's it been, four months or so, now? You know my tolerance span.

[Private to Sellz]

[strategy_master]

But I'm told a fat head is a mark of intelligence, and intelligence is attractive.

Admittedly, you are very flighty. I'm quite honoured that you're still here.

[Private to Shu]

[thorn_of_rose]

Yeah, but our building isn't in the greatest of repair as is, and if you mess up our only doorway, you're trapped with me.

....I wouldn't go that far.... I like to think I'm just kind of... Non-tolerant of bullshit. Not flighty.

[Private to Sellz]

[strategy_master]

... As long as I deal with the rations, I would probably not mind. It'd certainly make a pleasant vacation.

That's a better way to put it. You must deal with horrific amounts of bullshit if mine comes up as tolerable.

... Well, we'll no doubt see after tonight.

[Private to Shu]

[thorn_of_rose]

...Wow, that bad, huh?

Sweetheart, look at who I spend my time with. And what I do for a living. At both jobs.

I deal with bullshit constantly. Nothing you do is going to faze me now.

[Private to Sellz]

[strategy_master]

It's hard for me to believe, as well. I suppose that is something we will discuss in person.

What about you?

I've a lot of people to thank for making me look more bearable.

... I appreciate it, Asellus.

[Private to Shu]

[thorn_of_rose]

Oh, we will.

I've been... eh. It's been an existance.

I live with you, Shu. Unless you keep some kind of makeup crew and a writer back there, I think I know you pretty well.

We've had this discussion multiple times. I'm not leaving you now. You're stuck with me.

[Private to Sellz]

[strategy_master]

Maybe we really should blockade ourselves inside. It sounds like this existing thing is progressively becoming a detriment to our happiness.

It's hard to believe it comes naturally, I know.

I don't think I've ever been more grateful for it.

[Private to Shu]

[thorn_of_rose]

We could become a city-state or something.

Impossible, almost.

...That's sweet of you. You must really need me around or something.