AP Releases New Line in 2010!!

Jan 06, 2010 17:43

The Makers of Sugary Starry Candy Whip Puff Princess Bunnies, in a joint venture with Halliburton, are proud to bring you their newest in high fashion loli accessories! Be the first on your block to own this beautiful must-have item!

Angelic Pretty proudly presents....FULL MELTY JACKET!



That's right princesses and frill fanatics! You can have your very own mecha teddy bear complete with twin gatling guns, pre loaded heat seeking smart missiles, a flame thrower, vibroblade, an anti-tank (mana?) cannon, and more sparkles and glitter than you can shake a wrist cuff at! For only 10 easy payments of $99.99, you can have the first, last and FINAL word in the Gothic VS. Sweet debate!

And if it's good enough for Darth Cheney, it's good enough for you!

/ infomercial voice

So comtesse_de_lis and I were discussing the EGL predictions thread right here and we had a great time laughing about what a 'Loli Turf War' would look like. I came up with the idea that the sweet lolis would gear up in giant mecha teddy bears and thus, FULL MELTY JACKET was born. We're still not quite sure what the Gothic lolis would fight back with.

I hope you all enjoy it!

comtesse, loli, darth cheney, mecha, full melty jacket, illustration

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