In lieu of an April Fools joke
April Fools and I have never been on good terms. The few times I tried to make an April Fools' joke, it either fell flat or backfired... badly. But that doesn't mean I can't have a little fun at my own expense. And so, i would like to post the first piece of fiction I've ever written in the English language. Originally typed up on my mom's computer back in the February of 1999, it was going to be a grand epic that would awe everybody. I'm presenting it exactly as I originally saved it, without correcting spelling and grammar.
Sit back, relax and enjoy...
MARTIAN MUTANTS
My name is Jim. And I was on the run.
It was shortly after The Institute Of An Alien Cultures was attacked. Attacked by the band of an evil Tzu mutants. They were searching for Marsifian Hex: the stone from Mars. It has an incredible power: it could give anyone the superpower they wish for.
You probably got alat of questions. Well, I got answers. It all started than Alexey Semenov started experimenting with the stone. Then the stone start to spray the radiation all over the place. Andrew (Alexey’s son and assistant) rushed for help,he got effected by radiation and felled down. He was saved by one of Vicheslev’s robots. Vicheslav Semenov (Andrew,s uncle) figured out a way to control Andrew’s superpowers. Vicheslav told Aleey,that Andrew was save. He told nothing about the effects of the stone. Andrew became Red-man: all-dressed- in -red-jumping-seeing- through -walls -laser -shouting -superhero. Later he found a partner: Tornado-Trill, who was also exposed to Marsifian Hex. Tornado- Trill has the power to create a powerful blast, super hearing, super- agility and he also got many potions, that can do a lot of magical things.
Unfortunately, then there are good guys, there just have to be a bad guys.
The most powerful of them all is Silver Mask. No one know who is he, but one thing for sure-he want’s to rule the world. And to do that,
he heed’s the stone. He was once able to capture the stone and use it on two people. Than Red-man and Tornado- Trill were able to retrieve it. But those to people, along with silver Mask and evil Magneto - Trill, formed the band of super villains, who call themselves Tzu Mutants. And Tornado -Trill and Red man are the only ones who can stop them. But then Tzu Mutants decided to recapture the stone
I just happened to be there. My father was experimenting with the stone. He and the other scientists wanted to find out, how does the
effect animals. Scorpions, for example. I was just there watching. So was my brother . But then something went wrong with the protection system. My b
Hey, I never said I actually finished it. :)
Happy April Fools' Day, ladies and gentlemen
Sit back, relax and enjoy...
MARTIAN MUTANTS
My name is Jim. And I was on the run.
It was shortly after The Institute Of An Alien Cultures was attacked. Attacked by the band of an evil Tzu mutants. They were searching for Marsifian Hex: the stone from Mars. It has an incredible power: it could give anyone the superpower they wish for.
You probably got alat of questions. Well, I got answers. It all started than Alexey Semenov started experimenting with the stone. Then the stone start to spray the radiation all over the place. Andrew (Alexey’s son and assistant) rushed for help,he got effected by radiation and felled down. He was saved by one of Vicheslev’s robots. Vicheslav Semenov (Andrew,s uncle) figured out a way to control Andrew’s superpowers. Vicheslav told Aleey,that Andrew was save. He told nothing about the effects of the stone. Andrew became Red-man: all-dressed- in -red-jumping-seeing- through -walls -laser -shouting -superhero. Later he found a partner: Tornado-Trill, who was also exposed to Marsifian Hex. Tornado- Trill has the power to create a powerful blast, super hearing, super- agility and he also got many potions, that can do a lot of magical things.
Unfortunately, then there are good guys, there just have to be a bad guys.
The most powerful of them all is Silver Mask. No one know who is he, but one thing for sure-he want’s to rule the world. And to do that,
he heed’s the stone. He was once able to capture the stone and use it on two people. Than Red-man and Tornado- Trill were able to retrieve it. But those to people, along with silver Mask and evil Magneto - Trill, formed the band of super villains, who call themselves Tzu Mutants. And Tornado -Trill and Red man are the only ones who can stop them. But then Tzu Mutants decided to recapture the stone
I just happened to be there. My father was experimenting with the stone. He and the other scientists wanted to find out, how does the
effect animals. Scorpions, for example. I was just there watching. So was my brother . But then something went wrong with the protection system. My b
Hey, I never said I actually finished it. :)
Happy April Fools' Day, ladies and gentlemen