Engrish + Kinky Porn = Hillarity
While researching something I found on TV Tropes, I came across what seems to be a Japanese porn website of some sorts. Whoever translated it into English clearly seemed to have taken the easy way out and used the Google translator. I won't link to the website (because I find the imagery gross and unpleasant, not to mention, very NSFW), but I will copy-paste the opening text. And I think you will agree that it's so inept that it becomes bloody hillarious
Device Bondage: Dragon is in big improve, she is entire of the leading
wrestlers at Ultimate Surrender. She can wrestler into 24 minutes and
not be visible of stir. If you evaluate that is not extraordinary I be
so bold as most you to kill visible to after your letters and in endorse
of surreptitiously with visible stiring dense. So we raise Dragon in
this amusing state predication. Legs in a squat, impotent
to straighten up. Head weighted in endorse of surreptitiously to an
ass another completely. Go in front, put up with like that at about,
squat down weight your chief honcho all the in endorse of
surreptitiously, it sucks huh? We also experience a waist manacle so
she can channel drop, that would be cheating. Now we attend this
Freulein suffer in trustworthy continually, how much can she drive, how
great can she put up with there. She can't medical man occupied c
proceeding up or down, she has to contain b conceal the unvarying
predication. Her legs BURN, her neck BURNS, her in endorse of
surreptitiously BURNS, she screams in woe, she begs to be released, she
suffers! Oh yeah, while all this is booming on lets appoint her jack
below average the assist. Get that cock dense and appoint it cum nag,
we hump attending you suffer!
Device Bondage: Dragon is in big improve, she is entire of the leading
wrestlers at Ultimate Surrender. She can wrestler into 24 minutes and
not be visible of stir. If you evaluate that is not extraordinary I be
so bold as most you to kill visible to after your letters and in endorse
of surreptitiously with visible stiring dense. So we raise Dragon in
this amusing state predication. Legs in a squat, impotent
to straighten up. Head weighted in endorse of surreptitiously to an
ass another completely. Go in front, put up with like that at about,
squat down weight your chief honcho all the in endorse of
surreptitiously, it sucks huh? We also experience a waist manacle so
she can channel drop, that would be cheating. Now we attend this
Freulein suffer in trustworthy continually, how much can she drive, how
great can she put up with there. She can't medical man occupied c
proceeding up or down, she has to contain b conceal the unvarying
predication. Her legs BURN, her neck BURNS, her in endorse of
surreptitiously BURNS, she screams in woe, she begs to be released, she
suffers! Oh yeah, while all this is booming on lets appoint her jack
below average the assist. Get that cock dense and appoint it cum nag,
we hump attending you suffer!