As many people who know me both online and in real life can tell you, I have a certain weakness
for older women. So it's really no surprise that I wound up stumbling over the
official website of one
Mamie Van Doren. A contemporary of Marilyn Monroe, she seemed to, at first glance, look pretty good for her age. And yet, the more I looked through her
photo galleries, which, btw, included lots and lots of nudes, I started to get a bit unnerved. That weird frozen mouth thing... the entire face for that matter. I mean, obviously, nobody her age could look the way she did without some cosmetic surgery, but for God's sake, she can't even make proper facial expressions anymore.
No. Just... no.